The prestigious Chalke Valley, located on the Wiltshire/Dorset boundary. Populated by middle class families whose wealth comes from either being a Chartered Surveyor/Accountant, Lawyer, Architect or inherited farm land. Stay at home mummy's can be found volunteering at the village shop, Waitrose or walking their gundog.
Home to the Chalke Valley History Festival - a middle/upper class get together of the red trousers brigade talking about politics and history.
Home to the Chalke Valley History Festival - a middle/upper class get together of the red trousers brigade talking about politics and history.
Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: I live in the Chalke Valley
Person 1: Wow, what an achievement.
Person 2: I live in the Chalke Valley
Person 1: Wow, what an achievement.
by ZEBE100 March 08, 2020
When you have to go somewere that is strictly off limits and you fear the consequences of being courght.
" I pulled a sicky at work so I could see my kids school play and my bosses wife sat in the audience, talk about riding into the valley of death"
by Britney Sparkles July 09, 2024
A sexual action, very similar to the Dirty Sanchez.
During doggystyle sex, the man puts his finger into the woman's anus, takes it out, and writes a "G" and a "V" on each of his cheeks. After this, the women licks her fecal matter off of his cheeks
During doggystyle sex, the man puts his finger into the woman's anus, takes it out, and writes a "G" and a "V" on each of his cheeks. After this, the women licks her fecal matter off of his cheeks
by DrCap69 April 08, 2024
: Hey you want to go to Seiad Valley and get our party on??
: Wtf i dont want to part with fucking Christmas Trees!!!
: Wtf i dont want to part with fucking Christmas Trees!!!
by daisy95 August 13, 2011
by YaBoyPabs September 11, 2018
Quite possibly the most cucked village on the face of the Earth. Tax dollars come from mostly white aging people, but the overwhelming majority of youth using the schools are black and brown. The taxes are incredibly high, too. It's old white people paying a lot of money so that white kids get harassed and bullied while the liberal educators do nothing about it.
Imagine paying a very high tax so that your kids get bullied for being the wrong skin color while the teachers do nothing about it because they're taught this is just retribution for slavery and past discrimination.
If you're white, you need to leave this place. Or at the very least, send your kids to private schools (but then you'd be paying for two educations; paying for your own kids through private funds and by way of exuberant taxes paying for kids who are taught to hate your kids). Best to just jump ship to another town and not allow your children to put up with the psychological and physical abuse of being a hated minority.
Imagine paying a very high tax so that your kids get bullied for being the wrong skin color while the teachers do nothing about it because they're taught this is just retribution for slavery and past discrimination.
If you're white, you need to leave this place. Or at the very least, send your kids to private schools (but then you'd be paying for two educations; paying for your own kids through private funds and by way of exuberant taxes paying for kids who are taught to hate your kids). Best to just jump ship to another town and not allow your children to put up with the psychological and physical abuse of being a hated minority.
by Kangaroos1984 July 17, 2023
When a rollercoaster train is unable to complete a section of the course that it's meant to, and gets stuck in the course, either between hills or just in general. If the train gets stuck in an inverted position, this is called a "Stall".
by TheRealDom7nator August 31, 2023