Rabbit Turds

When in the act of shitting you push soooo hard feeling a huge load comming out to your surprise you rapid fire minni balls of shit resembling little rabbit turds.

Scott "last night i felt a huge shit comming on and after working hard for 5 minutes i machine gun fired a shit ton of mini shits"

Matt "sounds like you had a case of the rabbit turds bro"

by piledriv3r August 20, 2011

turd burgler

1. a derrogatory term for a homosexual male

2. one who steals turds from toilets, possibly for consumption

3. one who gets their jollies from going into public places (like restaraunts and stores) and takeing a crap on the floor when no ones looking and leaving it there

4. one who hides in the bottom section of a portable toilet to watch people go to that bathroom

1. man, what a turd burgler, I bet he craps condoms

2. I left a floater to see in hopes of catching the turd burgler

3. Well, the turd burgler struck again, the manager isnt gonna like this, but Im not going to tell her, heck, I dont wanna clean it up

4. Did you hear about that turd burgler? He got a year in jail....man...of all the things you could get arrested for

by dave m w November 25, 2007

Turd wrangler

Someone who is inherently lame or is generally not worth a shit.

Hey you turd wrangler, make us some fucking coffee!

by PilotMike April 2, 2005

Turd Burgaler

Marek

That smelly Marek, Hes a Turd Burgaler

by hm August 2, 2003

Rabbit Turd

when you take a poop, and lots of little turds come out and splash water on to your butthole

i went to poop and it was a rabbit turd. so i had to dry my butthole.

by hngsolo January 15, 2009

Turd Juggler

How dumbass idiots attempt to insult you

Tha nigga jus cal me a turd juggler!? Wow wat a fag

by sw@ggaT December 8, 2010

turd sucker

A ugly person who constantly has a poop breath in the morning.

Gabriel is a turd sucker

by pinkporkypid May 3, 2018