fart a turd

Farting a turd is what happens when you hold your shit in too long and then try to relieve a little sphincter muscle pressure by farting.

Man I got to shit so bad, that If you don't get out of the fucking bathroom right now, I'm going to Fart a Turd!!! >_<

by tonyfamous October 18, 2010

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turd burgler

1. a derrogatory term for a homosexual male

2. one who steals turds from toilets, possibly for consumption

3. one who gets their jollies from going into public places (like restaraunts and stores) and takeing a crap on the floor when no ones looking and leaving it there

4. one who hides in the bottom section of a portable toilet to watch people go to that bathroom

1. man, what a turd burgler, I bet he craps condoms

2. I left a floater to see in hopes of catching the turd burgler

3. Well, the turd burgler struck again, the manager isnt gonna like this, but Im not going to tell her, heck, I dont wanna clean it up

4. Did you hear about that turd burgler? He got a year in jail....man...of all the things you could get arrested for

by dave m w November 04, 2007

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