Turnbuckle Syndrome

To be the biggest, strongest, fastest kid in your school at the age of 12 but then not grow another inch or gain another ounce of athletic ability thru the rest of your young adulthood.

Cheerleader: Who is that 5th grader on the sidelines of the Varsity football game?
Other Cheerleader: Oh girl, that's Turner. He has a bad case of Turnbuckle Syndrome. Poor bastard hasn't grown an inch or gained an ounce of athletic ability since the 5th grade.
Cheerleader: Awww, poor little guy...

by GHS 4 Life November 27, 2012

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Turdnado

1. A shitstorm of epic ferocity that hits without warning.

WIFE: How was work today?
HUSBAND: Everything was great until about 2 o'clock when that TURDNADO hit. I'm lucky I made it out of there alive.

by @DJCharlieBlac September 5, 2013

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turdpidation

A feeling of fear or agitation about the humongous dump you're about to take.

Steve set off for the shitter with a feeling of turdpidation, he knew this one was gonna hurt.

by BHills_Butthead May 9, 2015

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Tuck and Slam

The act of two men tucking their genitalia between their legs, and performing lesbian style intercourse.

The tuck and slam was going great until our balls touched.

After a few drinks Rick and Tony decided to have a tuck and slam, but they were too drunk to keep it securely between their legs.

by Tuckandslamgod January 11, 2016

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Tuckin Knuckles

Knuckle tuckin - the art of finger banging . Finger bang

Rhianna doesn't have sex on the first date. But she's down for some tuckin knuckles !"

by Lets Get Ill November 27, 2016

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Tug Time

Time for fapping/masturbation. Can be a daily ritual, same time, same place or just an impromptu fap to get a nut.

Tony doesn't have a job. He can't work cause his day is just hours of tug time.

I don't know why but my daily shower always turns to tug time.

Wow that chick is smokin'. I'll be right back. It's tug time.

by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017

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