Titty Blasted

to become absolutely shit faced

"Let's get titty blasted tonight"

by kumquatcummies May 9, 2020

Titty Twister 9000

A titty twister 9000 is when you twist a womans fake boob off and then lick the fake boob

Jimmy: I gave this hooker a titty twister 9000
Chad: Fuck yeah jabronie

by TittyTwister9000 June 21, 2020

Titty Whip

When your fucking a woman with large breasts and you get slapped in the face with a boobie.

Person 1: How did you and Samantha do last night?

Person 2: Man her titties were right in my face and I got Titty Whip

by 1RayofSunshine08 July 2, 2020

Titty Litter

The crumbs and food that drop down your shirt and onto your tits from eating like a slob.

Had to whisper to my girlfriend to clean the titty litter off of her chest so the entire restaurant wouldn't notice.

by Scotty~knows19 July 26, 2020

TITTY GRAVITY

The act of clamping onto someone's defenceless nipples and dropping to the ground in order to rip them from their chest. Often used as a torture method or to increase sexual pleasure.

B.C. invented titty gravity IFYKYK

by KPINGERBILER September 7, 2020

Titty Meow

A bad behaving calico cat.

That titty Meow is bad

by DDOGG Nig October 19, 2020

Titty stick

A stick one uses to strike against their own shin to avoid a boner in public whilst wearing basketball short, swim shorts, or sweatpants. The stick shall be at least 6” but less than 24” in length and made of wood or plastic, metal is discouraged. To avoid severe injury, one should only use a wrist motion to strike and not a full arm motion.

Damn those titties are fine, I’m gonna need a titty stick

by Chrispy Chicken November 22, 2020