Hella lame traffic safety earring

Nickname given by character mitsuba sousuke to kou minamoto from franchise toilet bound hanako kun or tbhk

Hella lame traffic safety earring??
More like hella lame crybaby earring 💀

by nikolaigogolbestie August 22, 2024

Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam

Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.

“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”

by GoodinBed November 12, 2024

Concepts of Thoughts and Tariffs

Something said to people who voted for the cheeto and are now regretting it. Origin: a play on when Donny T said he had "concepts of a plan," combined with "thoughts and prayers." "Prayers" being replaced with "tariffs" for those who didn't know how tariffs worked and are now about to face the consequences of their own actions.

Person A: "Oh no, my family is cutting me off because of who I voted for!!!!!"
Person B: "Oh well, concepts of thoughts and tariffs to you. I have concepts of sympathy for you."

by Pialinist November 17, 2024

ONE WAY TRAFFIC

ONE WAY TRAFFIC , CANT FIND THE OTHER END TO GO RIGHT WAY, DOWN ONE WAY!

Fuck this shit, if I drive in reverse I'm going the right way down one way traffic! Noone will know!...everybody knew and called others to let them know I was coming!

by Love, Diana.M December 4, 2024

Caught in traffic

To be shot at, or shot, at a red light or while driving.

I never wanna get caught in traffic the way 2pac did.

Denzel Washington got caught in traffic at the end of Training Day

by SlowPourPils January 25, 2025

thoughts and tariffs

An alternation of the phrase "thoughts and prayers" used to sarcastically wish good luck and show empathy to the American population, half of whom voted for an orange, tariff-obsessed president.

Sending concepts of thoughts and tariffs to the people who will pay higher prices for this pointless tariff shitshow!

by repufolklore February 3, 2025

piece of tiff

A “piece of tiff” is a derogatory term used in friendships, to describe the male, or male appearing, counterpart. The female counterpart of this word is midgpie. This phrase can be shortened to just “tiff”. If a male is described as a “piece of tiff”, it can also be used to call them homosexual.

The closest definition to this word is “bender”, when used in the second described context, however the word is of its own when used in the first context, and no words can relate to it.

“Did you hear? Johnny likes Matt! What a piece of tiff.”
or,
“You’re such a midgpie!”
“Well you’re a tiff.”

by chaeryeongily February 19, 2025