Mustache-Tober

The month of October combined with the celebratory act of growing a glorious mustache. Beginning October 1st and ending October 31st. A celebration of men growing mustaches. Created by two awesome and legendary firefighters.

Hey dude are you going to participate in Mustache-Tober this year? Of course, I always grow my amazing facial follicles for Mustache-Tober.

by He's a guy November 1, 2014

jacksie towel

A towel with a shit streak. Occurs when drying your anus that was inadequately washed.

Steve hung up his jacksie towel on Nellie's clothesline, shit streak out for all to admire.

by Gnub Jist September 9, 2016

terrible towel

A mustard yellow towel created by legendary Steelers radio broadcaster Myron Cope during the 1975 playoff run. Can be seen in any Steelers game, home or away. Teams like the Philadelphia Eagles try to impersonate this towel with cute little dishrags that have advertisers such as "ACME" and "LA Weightoss". These types of teams cant compare to the Steelers awesomeness, and thusly should bow down to a five ringed hand.

"You see the Colts vs Steelers playoff game?"
" Yeah man...those colts fans were pwned by those terrible towels"
OR
"Nice dishrag"
"Thats not a dishrag, its my official 'Eagles rally towel'!"
"Man you Philly fans keep getting gayer by the day."

by juvefan3 July 28, 2008

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by Arby 'n' the Chief fan June 20, 2011

Eiffel Towered

In a 2 male, 1 female threesome, the female is giving fellatio to one gentleman while taking it doggy-style from the other, and then the men high five over top of her, creating an overall figure resembling a 2D eiffel tower.

Brooke let Damon and Mike do an Eiffel Tower on her.

She was Eiffel Towered, and then her boyfriend found out on Pornhub.

by Harmless Mostly November 13, 2019

towardex

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by Jeff May 3, 2003

Beaner Towel

the shirt they wore before their shower

dude they didn't have any clean linen so i had to beaner towel it.

by bir May 7, 2010