TONY VALENTI

An Italian who enjoys riding on the back of a Vespa while wrapping his arms around a burly man with chest hair.

Also enjoys performing sex acts on a fresh baked baguette.

That Tony Valenti sure can throat that bread loaf.

by Professional Researcher July 3, 2023

Tony Science

A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.

A definition made in honour of his wedding day

What is Tony Science?
The best science, it will definitely work

"A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.

A definition made in honour of his wedding day"

by Sparrow 10/05/2025 May 8, 2025

Tony hines

Is a word used to describe someone with black gelled hair who has a passion for leather jackets and smoking. He can appear to be a homeless cat but it becomes quiete clear he is the guy from dirty dancing. He can be located in the southern part of the uk.

That boy is hot but he's no tony Hines

by Steven Spielberg June 2, 2017

Lil Toni

lil tony’s younger brother who loves vegan semen down his throat.

Lil Toni: I give you sucky sucky for twenty five

Guy 1: wtf why you bully me

lil toni: what you don’t want sucky suck then I shall Bill Cosby you

Five hrs later

Officer 1: looks like this dude has been bill cosbied

Officer 2: well I bet it’s lil Toni

Officer 1: lil tony or lil Toni
Officer 2: nigga the gay one

Officer 1: oh that one

Don’t let lil Toni come near you when he’s horny son.

by big black bus September 27, 2018

Tony Seizure

A Tony Seizure, a severe type of Seizure named after politician Tony Lope, is a seizure that is caused by having to many thoughts all at once, or thinking about to many people or things.

"Why did you have a Tony Seizure?"
"I was trying to work out how many girlfriends I have, I keep messing them up"
"oh"

by Therealobama69 June 20, 2021

Tony

A dude with a mustache that resembles Freddy Mercury and is a little bitch

Dude he’s such a Tony

by PussyDistroyer1001 February 23, 2023

Tony’s Pizza

The best pizza restaurant in the northwest area, located in Beecher, Illinois. It beats any other pizza restaurant in the Chicago area. The previous owner, Tony passed away at the beginning of 2020 and will go down in history. His grandson, Nick, has become the certified owner.

Randy: God damn man I’m feeling some pizza today!
Larry: Fuck yeah dude. Tony’s Pizza has the best pizza, and I’ve heard that from hella people too.
Randy: Hell yeah that place is fire

by Pizza_Legend091 October 1, 2020