Tony "mel" Schworer

Super tall. Kind of looks like the monopoly dude. Rich of course. If it has a hole, chances are ole Mel's been in it. He's a gummy eating, beer drinking, soft lover ladies. Mel doesn't mess around with anything under 280lbs though so if ya aint 280 you aint a lady. You can catch Mel Mon-Fri from 6am-12pm at your local nudie bar throwing down some Mels. Mel calls $100 bills Mels because has rich and can. I know right, what an ass. As for Saturday and Sunday, Mel usually takes his PJ down to Vegas to get his new Escort for the upcoming week to do it ALL OVER AGAIN.

Tony "mel" Schworer, I think she smells like you.

by Lotioneater12 January 10, 2024

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Tony Door

When someones background noise is being overwhelmingly loud. (On the phone, skype, etc.)

Guy 1: So I was looking at this th-
Guy 2's microphone: -random yelling in the background-
Guy1: TONY DOOR.

by SenuLawliet November 24, 2013

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Pepperoni tony

An ethnically ambiguous male with a bristled mustache whose favorite pass time is throat goatin’ big Italian sausage while listening to Nickelbacks debut album.

Pepperoni Tony: “Hey big boy, I heard that big ass Italian sausage has a mean mushroom stamp?”

Big Boy in question: “mhm…yup”

*gagging noises*

by Chonavibes May 26, 2022

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Too far toni

Someone who takes a joke way too far, or a situation.

See how messy that guy was he took it too far toni.

by Urbantheturban July 08, 2019

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Texas Tony

Texas Tony arrives by the sky. Hangs at the Honky Tonk and eats glizzys. He’s got an iron liver. Will awake everyone by 8am. At brunch downtown you’ll find him by a lama. Loves a goodnight sleep on the roof.

Texas Tony are you well?
Texas Tony- I can’t see but I’m alright

by Tonylives May 21, 2022

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