Touche'

right back at you, up yours

joe-"that girl is way out of your league"
girl-"you want to hook up?"
joe-"touche'"

by Keystone Kid April 30, 2006

touch base

To masturbate or to touch one's genitals in an inappropriate but pleasurable manner

Mummy can I touch base with you now.

by gmax June 4, 2005

Touche

Fuck the French the Goddamn French Frog Eatin Bastards

-AH! Jacques, como talle veu?
-FACK YEU Sven!
-Touche, Jacques!

by LOLZfukinLOLZ July 24, 2008

Touch

The universailly known hand gesture for scallies. It involves the outstretching of the arm in the form of a fist and tapping somebody else on their fist as they do this also. If received back it is used as a gesture of respect or as a greeting or a way of saying goodbye. Sometimes if the other person is a dick then you can smash their fist as hard as you can with yours, ensuring they won't try and give you the touch again in the near future.

"Safe man....Touch?"
*outsretches fist*
"Ahhh fuck! That fuckin hurts!"

by GF October 9, 2006

Texas Touch

The act of indecently touching, stroking, petting or otherwise making physical contact with a child under 10.

Jim went into the pre-school and gave young freddie the texas touch.

by The WBT November 1, 2008

Loving touch movement

A movement where the ones in it drop all boundaries to being touched and can come up to each other unanounced and any where tits,pussy,pecker etc. because they believe that the world is too selfish,not enough love/sex in the world etc. and that is the best way to change that.

She's in the loving touch movement.

by The Fury 13 December 4, 2010

touche

to win a battle, or agree with someone, someone would say this from the time knights were around the round tables

knight 1: I challenge you to a duel!!!
knight 2: TOUCHE!!!!

by Rhiannon mother fucking turney January 14, 2008