dirty thomas

a guy who talks to you in french and tells you you're a model because hes too scared to say it

"J'ai appelé pour dire que tu es mannequin
i really hope you dont understand french"
that guy pulled a dirty thomas

by Larry4evermotherfuckers August 10, 2022

Devin Thomas

An absolutely bum. A Devin Thomas isn’t good at anything in particular. Just an average guy all around. A Devin Thomas is dog water in Madden. They usually are dick suckers to Baylor and the packers

Did you see what happened during the game? He through a gaming losing pick. Such a Devin Thomas

by Fun_guy101 February 28, 2023

Pulling a Thomas

When a person poisons their body (typically with a spiced banana or some other vomit inducing compound) in order to avoid an event.

Fuck my chem test tomorrow, I'm Pulling a Thomas.

by Skouch March 28, 2018

John Thomas

Usually a large man that loves bojangles, working with children, and Saying phrases like “Hey Buddy”

“Hey did you see that guy he looks like a John Thomas”

by Backdoor Bill September 14, 2018

thomas jefferson high school for science and technology

a high school in northern virginia (moar like northern vagina amirite) for nerds. you have to take a test to get in and like 8% of the people who apply make it in.

person a: dude i made it into thomas jefferson high school for science and technology
person b: yeah right
person a: ...yeah, you failed the test too

by ciannn June 24, 2008

Thomas

A big shit that lasts upwards of 40 minutes

I'm going to the toilet for "a Thomas", I could be some time.

by Badshrooms May 16, 2015

Thomas

Totally gay he is often very judge mental he will act differently around girls.

Thomas is such a fake

by I like depussy February 17, 2018