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Tool

A tool is someone who often messed shit up so that they look cool. If you get called a tool run and don't look back.
Oh fucking Tim is a tool...
by Jimmy mucury May 1, 2020
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Tamlin from ACOTAR/ACOMAF/ACOWAR
"Ugh Tamlin locked her up he's such a tool"
by thesapphicmonarch May 8, 2020
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surprise tool

You say this when you wanna fuck some chick, but you do not want to tell them right away that its involving dicks, so you just say it is a surprise tool. It is pretty obvious though if your chicks horny.
1: So what are we doing at your house?
2: Fun with surprise tools.
1: Oh really?
2: Yeah
1: Yay! ;)
(horny case)
by DonglemyBongle June 5, 2020
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how did anyone like that guy in the first place? he's such a fucking tool.
by al0newith20bucks August 9, 2020
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Someone who you would describe as dumb, stupid or silly
by SH1526 September 29, 2020
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main man tools

Any tools owned by Stan Fowler.
Hi my name is Stan and these are my main man tools. Can you say " main man tools?"
by apApple dumplingAA October 12, 2017
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Maybe a tool can be cool?

You're one of many in here & all are individually special. Good tools shouldn't be used & abused but often are, time to wise up to how others are really treating you?
Don't become someone who is a mere instrument to be used by others. For example : If you're a screwdriver don't let them use you as a hammer, it will mess up the tool.
There are many kind hearted souls who'd almost do anything for anyone (within reason), not realising they look ' a tool ' to the crafty & unscrupulous that use them.
by Snow piss = global warming 66 October 15, 2017
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