by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

The sexiest motherfucker you'll ever meet, his ear piercing asserts his alpha energy and he will not hesitate in beating the shit out of you. He's into anime bitches and basketball, this infers he has an insanely large horse dong.
by Pr0cr4shtinate July 15, 2020

If you have a Richard in your life you are least lucky person on earth. He seems like the most assholey person ever but he comes from a tough background he usually goes through some type of trauma. He acts like a really tough person but inside he is delicate. if there is a Richard in your life then be very careful
by Theotherdumbasshole October 3, 2022

by Mr. Keylo July 20, 2022

An eloquent term for condom, combining the long version of Dick and a function of the device, often used in public situations where an individual is not quite comfortable saying condom in such a setting, while still getting the point across
by thatonedudeintheback April 18, 2021

by Tstewart May 8, 2014

A fictional man known by the denizens of Orange County NY who is inserted as anyone whobuys retardedly software-gadgeted products for no practical reason and then complains about them having software issues
Yo richard from California bought a fuckin grill that ya can't use without automatic updates and then got mad that it started updating on thanksgiving lmao
by H3LLBRING3R March 31, 2022
