Toilet seat killer

A man who uses a fucking toilet seat to kill people, and he makes a SHITton of poo jokes.
He also looks like Waluigi's sex offender Uncle

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by tenzla June 21, 2021

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the killer

the killer is the average white male. blonde hair, blue eyes, rich family, and has an incredibly high ego. WELL. the killer is going to make your life living hell. he's going to lead you on, be flirtacious with you all the goddamn time, and when you ask him to be your bf, he's gonna say "no i'm not a pedophile" BITCH YOURE 9 MONTHS OLDER THAN ME GOOD GOD. but anyway, after you and him break off your life is gonna get pretty goddamn boring. so, against your older sister's wishes, you're gonna write a whole apology during study hall with you bestfriend and plan to send it to him on his birthday before school. for this to work, you're also going to leave your phone in your locker until lunch. and keep in mind you don't know what he's gonna say to your paragraph so leading up to the whole shebang, you're gonna be constantly shitting your pants wondering if you actually wanna do it.

"that guy is the killer."

by i love pepperoni January 29, 2023

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call killer

The oxxx that threatens only by telephone is the opposite of a call killer,
A dangerous woman does it not, yet blows a thousand and kills men in meetings in da face

“Your last sells have been true hustle, sure deal! I’mma croak someone for one more client.” Jenny is a call killer

by Doomsday baby March 7, 2021

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Beast Killer Pig

A norwegian mongoloid. His mouth is a deformity, so you just have to play along whenever he says something. Don't let his name fool you, he may call himself a beast, but he's smaller than a minature pig. He doesn't identify as a furry, but he's basically a pigkin.

Sadly, he's not Bionic Pig. Bionic Pig is way more popular.

Look out for that fuck boy Beast Killer Pig.

by Squeal for me piggy January 6, 2017

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