Grand Wizard Man

The grand wizard man is the best man alive

Person 1: yo bro what's your favorite song
Person 2: I am grand wizard man born leader of the ku klux klan big sheets and pointy hats beating niggas down with a baseball bat

by TheGrandWizardManFan December 3, 2023

si grand

An adjective to describe a person regarded as cool, attractive or superior, especially in regards to the size of their phallic instrument.

This word has grammatical genders as described by this rhyme:

If you are an homme,
Then you say Si Grand,
If you go by she,
Then you're Si Grandi,
If it's not just you,
You're all Si Grandu.

Ryan is really cool; he is si grand. Me and him are totally si grandu.

by TotallyDefinitelyNotJames July 1, 2023

Grand siblings

When you have siblings with an 18+ year difference.

John: “My dad called me the other day and told me I’m about to have twin sisters. He’s 60 and I’m damn near 35!”
Jim: “You got grand siblings that’s crazy.”

by MelaNova July 16, 2023

Arianna Grande

THE GINGER THOUGH!? HOW!? WHY!? IS... FAT COCK? IT HAS TO BE FAT COCK RIGHT!? I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

Hym 😨 "What in the fuck IS that!? He's a ginger who plays... SpongeBob!? Why!? You can't tell me it isn't 'fat cock guys!' WHAT IS GOING ON THERE!? HOW!? He looks like if Mark Zuckerberg got hit with a lazer that turns people into a Ronald McDonald clown... but the lazer malfunctioned... So the transformation was incomplete. HOW IS THAT GUY FUCKING HER!? I mean... I can kind of see Pete (Because his glorious weiner is like kryptonite to women) but HOW THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING!?

I'M SO CONFUSED! NONE OF THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING ACCORDING TO ALL OF THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY ABOUT HOW THAT WORKS! Do the redpill guys have anything to say about that!? Jordan!? The SpongeBob the musical guys is just the most competent man now!? Alexander!? Guys!? If I told YOU 5 years ago... That THAT GUY and ARIANNA GRANDE were going to cheat on their partners together... HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU WOULDN'T TELL ME TO FUCK RIGHT OFF AND DIE!? You would say 'But Hym, that's not how fucking hypergamy works you incel! They don't fuck a SpongeBob nerd with less money than them. They only fuck JWaller!' BUT I ALONE WOULD BE CORRECT! AS ALWAYS! But EVEN I could not have predicted this (As mighty as my superior brains... Are?)! It has to be Hell guys... It really does! I got stabbed in my sleep by the retard... I'm dead... You're all imaginary... This is just hell unfolding before my eyes... IT CAN'T NOT BE BIG FLOPPY PENIS! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!? PLEASE! PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS! ANYONE! I... Can we just be done now? Can we just launch the nukes and end it? I seriously think we are done now. You know? As a species. We tried our best. We really did but now we just need to swallow that bitter pill and admit that we are just done. Humanity over. It's... We're... I... I don't even know anymore man...."

by Hym Iam August 10, 2023

Creus, Grand Solar Knight

some Aurium warrior that hates spiders

Rank 200 with mothership/lanite gear: can anyone carry me on Creus, Grand Solar Knight?
Rank 2k: kill yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rank 1k: bruh

by gub. August 25, 2023

Matteo Grande

Jameson and coke with a lime and mint garnish.

Damn, that Matteo grande slaaaps

by Dexel123456 September 2, 2023

Grande

A discord server comprised of mainly horny gay men begging for cock 24/7. You'd enter it expecting it to be straight women and get excited when you see someone called 'Sydney' being horny and think you've hit the porn jackpot, only to be faced with the realisation you've been played by a twink behind a screen cosplaying as Sydney Sweeney, letting out their manly hormones for the day.

Wilmington: "Yo bro, are you in the Grande discord server?"
Tom: "Yeah man. Some 26 year old dude groomed me in there. Thought I hit the jackpot."

by RoyceTarantino September 3, 2023