California Cancer Rule

An unspoken rule that states that:
If it exists, it is known to cause cancer in the state of California.
According to the California Cancer Rule, touching anything has a small risk of giving you cancer.
by connorp04 December 07, 2018
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California Chili Dog

When a girl shits on your dick, you then punch her in the nose and let the blood from her nose drip onto your dick and she then proceeds to suck you off.
Wow Jason’s California Chili Dog last night was amazing!
by SaltyCakes February 08, 2019
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california corn roll

To deficate on your partner's chest, ejaculate on the feces, and then have your partner consume the semen covered feces.
My girl said she was hungry so I gave her a California Corn Roll.
by HavocUnited June 25, 2008
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california blow torch

a guy from california, that gets on webcam websites such as stickam and talks dirty to random girls he's never met.
"Oh hey, I'm Patrick, I'm horny!"
"Eww, gtfo, your such a california blow torch."
by hahahellooo June 19, 2009
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California Beef-Cake Ritual

Light pubic hair on fire with hand sanitizer. Then You take frosting freshly scooped from a chocolate cake and clean the anus with it. Then, you rap your dong with bacon and do a reverse clockwise spin while thrusting into her anus. While hitting a banjo with a stick in the middle of a warehouse surrounded by chained platypus with ski masks.
"Did you try the California Beef-Ritual last night?"

"She was impressed by my California Beef-Cake Ritual performance."
by LinSanity77 November 20, 2018
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california ice age

when you take a dust off can and put it upside down while spraying it on your "partners" pubs
That guy gave me a california ice age last night!!
by laurbrit November 20, 2007
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Baja California Sur Mexico

Baja California Sur Mexico - bordered to the north by the mexican state of Baja California, to the west by the Pacific Ocean, & to the east by the Gulf of California. The state has maritime borders with Sonora & Sinaloa to the east, across the Gulf of California.

The state is home to the tourist resorts of Cabo San Lucas and San José del Cabo. Its largest city & it's capital is La Paz.

The state is divided into 5 regions: Central Desert, La Serranía, the Vizcaíno Desert, the Magdalena Plains & Los Cabos.

The local name for the main mountain range is the Sierra de la Giganta & the highest peak is the Sierra de la Laguna

the world's largest species of cactus, the cardón cactus, which can be found here .

" Baja steak,” the petite tender is a boneless, cylindrical portion of a beef shoulder clod — the same area from which the top-blade or flat-iron steak is taken — & shaped like a mini-beef tenderloin.

Because of the long coastline, much of the state's cuisine is based on seafood, including species not normally eaten in other parts of Mexico such as manta rays. Oregano & a local herb called damiana are common seasonings. The latter is also used as a flavoring for a local liquor. Traditional dishes include breaded & fried clams, machaca & generally accompanied by flour tortillas.
Baja California Sur Mexico became a Mexican state by October 8, 1974
Sur means south in spanish

The state is on a narrow peninsula which broke away from the mainland about 2 million years ago due to tectonic activity

( earthquake activity for you dum-dums)

3 of the indigenous cultures remain, the Cochimí, the Guaycura & the Pericú. Traditional music is usually played by trios playing an accordion & 2 guitars in bands called "cochi", in styles such as corridos, waltzes, polkas & mazurkas along with Norteño.

The Traditional dress for women includes a semicircular red skirt decorated with local flora, along with a flowered blouse.

traditional dances such as Las Pitahayas, El Conejo, El Apasionado, El Chaverán, La Yuca, La Cuera, Las Calabazas & El Tupé.

If your hungry & wanting a easy breakfast try the Sweet Earth Big Sur Frozen Breakfast Burrito at your

Local walmart or Target stores.
by Blu_leef February 05, 2023
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