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Beaver Anal Glands

I wish your mom had stuck Beaver Anal Glands between her coochie flaps
by Ilovebeavers.com September 24, 2021
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Beaver Splitter

A front-end wedgie. Only females can get this because...vagina.
Gurl! Donโ€™t go down that water slide, it gave me a wedgie AND a beaver splitter. Not fun...
by ShellySmiles August 2, 2018
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cringe beaver

It is referring to a person who's name is Jessie and looks like a beaver this creature is addicted to white cocaine bark and loves booty

Birch is her favourite because it Is the hardest wood
Your such a cringe beaver

Ahhhhh there's a cringe beaver !!! RUUUNNNNN
by Bacon tacos_food_dirt March 23, 2017
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Road Beaver

Someone who blocks the intersection after their light turns red.
Now we have to wait for another light cycle because a Road Beaver is blocking the intersection.
by i4nSx June 11, 2020
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Ski beaver

A female ski bum, who often exchanges sex for a warm place to stay.

Typically living out of a van or car, she poses as a normal skier or snowboarder, but in reality is homeless, and lures unsuspecting out of towners to her beaver.

She rides the endless cock carousel of men who pass through ski resorts, and can often be found in the parking lot, lodge, or bar at the end of a day on the mountain looking for her next catch.
Hey sheโ€™s kinda cute, you think I should buy her a drink?

Nah bro, thatโ€™s Aubrey the local ski beaver. Youโ€™ll probably get syphilis.

Damn, hoes be hoeing.
by Apairadeez March 1, 2025
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Beaver

Anyone named beaver is a fucking legend and has a giant beaver branch down there pants can be anything from 10 inches onwards floppy
by WeLoveLogs October 9, 2020
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