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Life Nut

The life nut is the nut (or ejaculation) you bust when you're trying to have kids, or when you refuse to withdraw due to the heat of the moment. This is the nut that literally creates life, hence the term. "Life Nut".
Woman: Did you pull out?
Man: Sorry baby, ya cookie was so good that I gave you the life nut. My bad.
by Misocktheissac February 6, 2017
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The Scandalous Life

Anything happening in the media!

Super Scandal!

Jason Macias
Shirley M Noriega
Monet

©2010
The Scandalous Life - Britney Spears, Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez
Scandal!

"Fight for your rights"
by Scandal! April 26, 2011
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The Meaning to Life

The meaning to life is a term used by sage old far eastern men describing what makes life satisfying.
The meaning to life is milk and cookies one hour before bedtime.
by T_rump_supporter October 21, 2018
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this is not real life

an angieism used when something is outrageous, unreasonable, or inconceivable.
mr. welsch passes out an frq so hard that it makes you want to kill yourself. "this is not real life" describes the overall difficulty of the question and the consensus of the class that we have no idea what we are doing.
by thisisnotreallife1993 November 13, 2010
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Gordon-Life

Gordon-Life is a GMOD machinima parody of the infamous Half-Life series, as well as other notable titles, including War of the Servers & HLVRAI. Made by HenryTurnLeft, Gordon-Life follows Gordon Freeman and his journey to bring his grandmother a birthday cake. Followed by Barnald and Kliener (also occasionally the really hot Barnald's Mom), Gordon makes his way through the combin regime to take down the nefarious Dr. Bean, and avoid getting the mysterious G-Man fired from his job. Gordon-Life has 10 episodes, 7 being the original, 1 being a Christmas special, 1 being a part of Gordon-Life: Full-Life Consequences and 1 being a cast commentary. Gordon-Life started production on July 13th, 2021 and the latest episode was posted on July 15th, 2022. Lately, the Gordon-Life creators have started to resent their own creation, so an 11th episode is highly unlikely.
You: Hey, have you seen the new Gordon-Life episode?
Gordon-Life Hater: No, fuck off.
by Matchious Manious November 2, 2022
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FACE LIFE

When everything you do is on Facebook because your scared to face real life, have real friends and do real things.
Sample 1

Dude to Chick- Can we go out sometime?

Chick to Dude- Lets just chat on Facebook and get to know each other.

Dude to Chick- Stop having such a Face life!

Sample 2

Loser- I have over 1,000 friends on Facebook.

Reality- Nobody knows or likes you in real life.
by Mr. Faceit January 19, 2011
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Life cake

Alternative word for a females butt, highly recommend to be confused with dessert
by Dgklegit March 18, 2017
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