1. (Noun) The act of continually pouring grease over oneself with the intent of cleaning oneself; usually done in the state of Texas or by former Texas natives.
2. (phrase) Something you should never ask to do after the first date.
2. (phrase) Something you should never ask to do after the first date.
"Dude, did you see Will's hair? It looks like he took a Texas Grease Shower!"
"You should never ask for a Texas grease Shower after the first date. Never." (The MANual, 2007)
"You should never ask for a Texas grease Shower after the first date. Never." (The MANual, 2007)
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Oh man, did you here about Sophie Conlon getting that Texas Oil Driller by Atticus Jones?
Oh budy, she has a stain on her shirt from that.
Oh budy, she has a stain on her shirt from that.
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Man we were at Las Cruces a few weeks ago and ol' Wes rounded up that bitch. Man he took her to his horse trailer and gave a good ol' fashion West Texas Horse Fuckin'.
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Any Northern State: "Hey, Texas, go back to your trailer and brush your tooth. Your breath smells like squirrel."
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