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Lorenzo Stroke day

A day for all Ken Carson supporters to take a day off of work and stroke their hearts out! It specifically references “Lorenzo” as that is one of Ken Carson’s #1 fans alias. He is the best stroker out of all Ken Carson’s small community of fans.
Man I can’t wait to stroke on Lorenzo Stroke Day, I won’t even have to work so I can focus on getting premium strokes!
by Luvvdizzy December 27, 2023
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gram stroker

Similar to the name Bram Stoker who wrote Dracula, except that Gram Stroker is a guy who strokes off over graham crackers and then sinks his teeth into them.
Well, I caught Gram Stroker in the kitchen at midnight ravaging a pack of graham crackers, so don’t eat any of them!
by undercyj December 30, 2023
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flaccid stroke

To have a stroke, whilst also being a virgin
Poor Tom had a flaccid stroke, now he's never going to get laid.
by devStik January 29, 2024
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Dutch stroke

Another man grabs a wrist of a man while another man does the same and strokes you so it’s not gay because they’re not touching you.
Paul let me hold your wrist while you hold mine and move my shaft up and down with my hand . This is called the Dutch stroke
by Dutch monkeys February 4, 2024
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danger Stroke

When you're expecting company soon and you decide to rub one off before the doorbell rings
I just got off the phone and the pizza delivery guy said 10 minutes and if this is the only time I'll have to get off so I pulled a danger Stroke right before the doorbell rang 😅 think
by CynthiaDanger February 11, 2024
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Static Stroke

You switch the lights off and on while stroking it, and have a epileptic episode
Me and the wife are going to do the Static Stroke Tonight
by Crusted Semen muncher8=D~~~ February 28, 2024
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L strokes

When you are not able to fully utilise the length of the penis, resulting in a poor performance in the process of sexual intercourse, further resulting in the failure of the partner attaining orgasm
Nigga 1: yo did u see that bitch ass nigga jack dohertys sex tape
Nigga 2: yh he got l strokes ngl
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