Jacob Stripling

Promising to update the office with a word of the day (aka WOTD) but failing miserably. This word is to keep the office entertained and keep them from killing themselves.

Again this week, he jacob stripling ed... I'm not mad, but i am extremely disappointed...

by jlandrum February 3, 2017

Racing Stripes

When you get so intoxicated that you stick your head out the car window to vomit. The liquid and chunks are streaked on the car like brand new paint job. It's custom made.

He got so shitted, that he gave the Lyft driver racing stripes because he drank too much at the baseball game. We just gave our driver $20 to take the car through the carwash.

by T5CHULZ3NFELD July 15, 2017

courage stripe

A courage stripe is when a man has a beard with a strip of grey in it. The stripe signifies a wizened man who has truly lived and has many layers.

Check out MarkE- That courage stripe; you just want to peel back the layers of this robust man

by GailGrey October 3, 2017

wound stripe

A poop smear in your underwear

My son always has wound stripes in his underwear after a wet fart

by StarMom October 19, 2017

Spaghetti Stripper

A person that takes the best spaghetti instead of paper money and also eats spaghetti on the spot. Or a stripper works I don't care.

"That lady really eats like a spaghetti stripper!"

by Fagazoidz January 28, 2020

The Stripper Effect

The phenomenon where the person cheated on blames the other woman instead of their significant other, who is the actual guilty party. Often caused by internalized misogyny.

The impact of the Stripper Effect became evident when Sheila marched right past her cheating boyfriend, Dave, and tackled Megan, the other woman, to the floor.

by aboodalakaka October 20, 2020

Crunchy Stripper

A stripper that’s crunchier than usual. Typically found in Las Vegas.

“Dude, those Vegas Strippers are crunchy strippers. Hella crunchy. We are better off with the ones in Atlantic City.”

by clhartostfeld March 1, 2021