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I was at my boyfriends house, we were having dinner with his parents. I finish and the parents leave by then it’s 8:00 pm. He then says “I’m going to my room love u baby” I then clean the dishes from dinner. Later on I come into the room to see him on his phone looking at girls asses. I then say to him “ what are u doing u have me right here come and fuck me!!” He then gets up and removes his shirt.. I slowly remove my shirt too i turn around and he takes off my bra.. MY HUGE TITS ARE REVEALED !! He says “ holy shit their huge” I say “I know”. He then takes off his boxers and I slowly take off my skirt..He says “it’s 8 inch, is that ok?” I say “it’s perfect” we go on the bed and I start sucking his dick for like 3 minutes. after he whispers “let’s switch..” I let him take my red lacy panties. He sticks his ROCK hard dick in and I moan gently he starts going faster and FASTER!! i scream “IM GOING TO CUM!!” He then goes even faster and faster this goes on for 5 minutes.. he then takes it out slowly I moan “daddy..” he then moans quietly. I turn around and he starts playing with my pussy with his hand/finger. I moan again. It’s 2:32 am by then.. I fall asleep with him in bed naked with my cum all over the sheets I lay in his arms feeling protected as he looks at me and smile and says “ I love u” I say it back.
I was at my boyfriends house, we were having dinner with his parents. I finish and the parents leave by then it’s 8:00 pm. He then says “I’m going to my room love u baby” I then clean the dishes from dinner. Later on I come into the room to see him on his phone looking at girls asses. I then say to him “ what are u doing u have me right here come and fuck me!!” He then gets up and removes his shirt.. I slowly remove my shirt too i turn around and he takes off my bra.. MY HUGE TITS ARE REVEALED !! He says “ holy shit their huge” I say “I know”. He then takes off his boxers and I slowly take off my skirt..He says “it’s 8 inch, is that ok?” I say “it’s perfect” we go on the bed and I start sucking his dick for like 3 minutes. after he whispers “let’s switch..” I let him take my red lacy panties. He sticks his ROCK hard dick in and I moan gently he starts going faster and FASTER!! i scream “IM GOING TO CUM!!” He then goes even faster and faster this goes on for 5 minutes.. he then takes it out slowly I moan “daddy..” he then moans quietly. I turn around and he starts playing with my pussy with his hand/finger. I moan again. It’s 2:32 am by then.. I fall asleep with him in bed naked with my cum all over the sheets I lay in his arms feeling protected as he looks at me and smile and says “ I love u” I say it back.
by get krissed July 2, 2022
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