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madison square garden

a vagina shaved into a square with the smell of lavender.
tastes of dirty water with a salt.
makes penises scream with joy.
Did you explore that madison square garden last night?
i sure did.
my penis wants another round in her madison square garden.
by alexisfrozen September 23, 2007
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Square Head

square·head/ˈskwe(ə)rˌhed/

Definition 1.

A REALLY UGLY, Misfit who has a square shaped head and is hideous. Usually these natives love Tortillas and can't speak English right. They don't know how to write a single sentence in English, even though most of all they don't make any fricken sense!!
Also when they speak English, you still can't understand them because they mumble. These Natives are also very kind but they don't know how to socialize with American Society even though, they have been living there ever since they were so young.

Definition 2:

An UGLY Mexican with a square head who is kind but doesn't get the big clue that you don't want to date them and they end up stalking you. He isn't attractive nor decent.. hes pretty ugly not even his niceness makes up for it. I'm sorry. We have VERY LITTLE hope he will find someone up to his league but it is slowly fading away.
EX 1:

Sqaure head: Hi

Person: Hey!

Square Head: hmmm... mhmhmfgmmfmmsmdfd baaaaa

Person: ....What?

Sqaure head: TORTILLA

EX 2:

Girl one: Did Square head ask you out again?

Girl two: Yeah I told him that I didn't like him like that. I don't think he heard me, or hes oblivious. So now he stalks me.

EX 3:

Person 1: *Eating something*

Person 2: "Sqaure head said hi to me today"

Person 1: HEY! I'M FRICKEN EATING HERE.
by An Errant Soul November 13, 2011
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Square Head

1. A person who sucks at running.
2. A cheater
Guy 1: Hey, let's join the cross country team!
Guy 2: Don't be ridiculous, you're a Square Head. -_-

Guy 1: Hey guys, I got caught cheating on math homework in Calculus.
Everyone: You're such a Square Head. -_-
by pooohbear March 21, 2010
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The Orange Square

The Orange Square is often said to have hacked into mobile devices and talk about Smartphone businesses and discretely offer death to those who ask for it. A popular phrase that The Orange Square is known to say is: "The orange square is about teasing, hahahahaha" as if it is saying that it is kidding. Be very careful about this virus on your Mobile Phone, for it can interrupt conversations.
"the orange square is about teasing -the orange square"
"the fairy is the orange square the orange square"
by Xaneth April 4, 2014
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C squared

Another term used to refer to Cross Country.
"I busted my ankle at the C squared meet yesterday"
by Stretch Armstrong May 17, 2006
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Spongebob Squarepants

The lamest cartoon ever made, which makes it even sadder that this show and The Fairly Oddparents are the only two remaining shows of Nickelodeon's good years. A show about an annoying sea-sponge and his equally annoying friends with plots and "jokes" that make every kid in America think they can get whatever they want by going through life acting like a brain-dead moron.
Watching Spongebob Squarepants is very dangerous to one's intellect. My friend watched an episode last month and forgot how to use the toilet for a week.
by GaaraoftheDamned November 28, 2012
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square fish

One nature's most peculiar creations. A fish with no head, no tail and no fin. Oh and it is covered in breadcrumbs and sold by some old guy who always has something in his eye.

Incidentally they make good weapons.
by Rentboy_Ellis October 27, 2010
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