Dick smoker

When people act, say, or do something really gay AND stupif

(A guy does something dumb)

Are you smokin on some dick?!
What type of dick are you smoking?!
Are you a dick smoker?!

by T_Dawg_69 May 9, 2019

Full McKowski Smokehouse

Much like the beloved Cleveland steamer, this sexual act involves deficating on your partners chest, but instead of rubbing it about, you spread the feacal matter all over their body

Eh, Steve! You know Anny from AP calculus? i gave her the hottest full McKowski smokehouse in the WORLD!

by C.D. And M.C. July 14, 2009

Magic Black Smoke

This type of smoke emits from a car or truck when it finally fails on you. This type of smoke is magical because it means it will NEVER run again.

Me: hey Joe, Why is Elmo kicking the crap out of his truck?
(Elmo in backround):YOU STUPID POS TRUCK *SMASH*
Joe: Magic Black Smoke came out of his tranny
Me: aw crap, well it is a dodge.

by AZredneck1862 July 28, 2009

93 octane kush og skunk gas fire jet fuel smoke 3rd degree burn hash

Dave's weed.

#PolePosition #StayLit

"Hey, man, dat 93 octane kush og skunk gas fire jet fuel smoke 3rd degree burn hash smells ripe. " -Ryan
"Gimme a fry and I'll smoke you out." -Dave
"This is it chief." -Nick

by Professor Pole Position September 30, 2018

smoker-shaming

Showing your disgust or disapprovement to smokers by comments or looks. Don't do it. It's intolerant and not justified. Many people believe that it is because smoking's not good for your health and they're "saving you from yourself". Well fuck off. To be overweight isn't healthy either, yet it's okay to shame a smoker in our society but to shame fat people is immoral. It's called freedom of choice people. Let it go.

*Smoker smokes a cigarette*
Non-smoker: Did you know that smoking shortens your life by blablabla and causes canser? Furthermore...
(-> that' s smoker-shaming, ladies and gentlemen. )
Smoker: FUCK OFF. It's my choice, my decision, none of your business.

by Wellimjusthonesthere September 19, 2016

smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble

a phrase that refers to smoking "dope" or weed, then eating some soap (I think just the normal kind of bath soap, but I'm not sure), and then some how getting back to your house in some kind of bubble thing.

some weird hippy guy told it to me on the street. just in case you were wondering.

guy walking down the street.

stoned hippy pops out of some ally.

guy says "holly molly! you the scared the crap out of me!"

hippy says "when I was your age some person told me some words to live by! hic!"

guy says "I'm not sure I want to know what they are."

hippy says "he said. hic! he told me. hic! ahem! he told me smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble! ha ha haa ha!"

guy says "what the hell are you talking about!"

hippy guy runs back deep into the darkness of the ally.

true story

by Oktobongo April 26, 2008

:-R teh smoker smiley

:R is a smiley represting smoking. Since you mix :P (tongue) and \ (cigarette) you will get the smoker smiley.

I'm going outside to :R.

by polska zyje nam~ nikolka April 29, 2006