spider karma

The little doubt in your mind that one day, a huge mutant spider will come after you and make you pay for all the spiders you have squished over the years. Manifests itself as a brief pang of guilt every time you swat an arachnid.

(*squish*) Hmmm... I have the bizarre notion that will come back to haunt me... must be the spider karma.

by ed pluribus unum June 18, 2011

Slide and Glide

Same as a "Camel Slide", which is the act of maneuvering a bare erect penis through vaginal lips, without penetrating the vagina. A slide and glide is often used as an act of foreplay, prior to intercourse, or as a means to stimulate orgasm for one and/or both partners.

She said, "I want to ride you slide and glide, and when I'm done, DO ME!"

by noeticnow March 7, 2014

Slide it

Didn’t say it and or is irrelevant

I slide it like why would I say that to him

by Bigogsmoker December 7, 2017

electric slide

When you slide into that pussy quickly it's like lightning. When you do an electric slide, you are obligated to immediately take your dick out, run it on a carpet, and give whoever your fucking a static shock in the pussy, causing pain and pleasure to the receiver of said shock, causing them to orgasm very quickly.

Yuri: Oh yeah, Joe, oh yeah, you slid in so quickly like a smooth criminal
Joe: So should we cha cha real smooth or do the electric slide?
Yuri: Why did you take it out? I guess electric slide, but-
Joe: (Takes dick out, rubs on carpet, and reinserts dick into pussy at abnormally high speeds)
Yuri: (immediate orgasm from the static shock to the pussy)

by I fucked a pussy that shit wet October 24, 2019

Ricky Martin water slide

When 69ing it is when a girl squirts in your face as she fingers you starfish

Maid 1: What happened in here!
Maid 2: Oh justin Bieber was here last night you know how he likes those ricky martin water slides.

by Jack oneoseven June 14, 2011

Vagina Spider

See definition of "Queef"

Guy: "Did you just fart?"
Ho-Bag: "No, was one of those vagina spiders."
Guy: "You nasty bitch."

by Hugelefty March 11, 2008

Spider Loc

Second Worst rapper in the Gun-t Camp and he is lyrically retarted and he just might diss shyne when he gets out and than he will get fucked up by GUNOOOOOOOTTTTTT

Spider loc is a joke for the rap game

by Gunot Soldier July 11, 2006