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Shitty Programming

Can be used towards anything that is a software. But mostly used to vent frustration at a video game that has major flaws that can cause glitching or giving you an unfair advantage while playing (especially online).
Playing FORNITE Online
FUCK THIS SHITTY PROGRAMMING! I headshot that dude 5 feet away with a pump and only 9 damage?!?! Then I landed a shot again for 189 damage... and it wasn't even a head shot and further away!!!!

Just Search online for Fortnite aim sucks and you will see the Shitty Programming. Now just apply that to the rest of the world of SMH things.
by NidgeDFX July 19, 2018
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Shitty reception

When inmates hide their contraband cell phone in their anus
Inmate - “I only have one bar when I’m storing my cell in the ol ass holio during the day, must be the shitty reception
by Elwipfo July 22, 2018
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shitty wank stain

Someone who shits whilst wanking...
by Wonka August 11, 2018
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Smitty

The human embodiment of all humanity and god himself. Many including myself consider smitty barstool to be the best fortnite player to ever exist. With a small amount of solo wins, he is still the greatest of all time. He has won the fight for humanity and all should be thankful of his presence and service for barstool sports. Also known for his woman comments
Smitty’s used phrases: “Build, Woman!” “Jump, woman!” “Is that rocket boy?” “Don’t apologize, be better
by Poopbarber July 11, 2019
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shitty biscuit

Follows the same rules as soggy biscuitbut poo is used instead of the male ejaculate, therefore making the game unisex. You're welcome.
Hey Susan! Fancy a game of Shitty Biscuit?
by Shitty Cookies & Cream May 21, 2019
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spitting nickels

Slang for five by five, or loud and clear. Mostly military use.
by PhilM80 June 5, 2019
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