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Poop Sock

The "Number 2" version of a Pee Bottle. A sock which is often used by World of Warcraft players during long raid nights as a place to poop into when leaving to use the toilet is not feasible.

Younger players will often hide these poop socks under their beds rather than disposing of them properly, to the surprise and disdain of their mothers.
"Hold on a sec, team. I have to poop."
"You can't leave, we're in the middle of the boss fight. You got to use your poop sock."
by Fred Boulderdash March 25, 2022
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Sock Knocker

1) Encountering something so incredible that it knocks your socks off.

2) Getting physically hit so hard, that your body leaves the ground and your socks behind.
"Hey did you see Merlin the rodeo clown get hit by that bull?"

"Yeah, that was a real sock knocker!"
by yardsale April 30, 2014
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Sock therapy

Preparing for intercourse by way of masturbating into a sock. A quick and low-mess means of increasing one's stamina and endurance.
"I gotta jet. I have sock therapy before my date tonight."

"My sixty-second man needs the name of a good sock therapist."
by Jfiddy December 26, 2013
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thick sock

The act of one producing fecal matter into ones sock then beating ones mate with the sock to create an amazing orgasim.
Bro, I totally gave Rich's sister a thick sock last night. That gives me the rush!
by Blaze rinse March 1, 2015
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Stale Sock

A sock that has been over the years filled with semen cum or in other words splooge. Due to the fact that it layed there soaking and drying up the cum it has become stale and hard over time (just like my relationship with my wife)
Your Mom: hey sweetie I found this sock in your room, its really stale what did you do to this

You: "oh god how did she find my stale sock"
by RegisteredSex January 18, 2022
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pecker sock

A sock that goes around the penis

A sock used to cum into. It harder everytime it dries. A pecker sock is just a different word for "cum sock"
"Hey Bill, why's your sock so hard?"
"It's my pecker sock, if you know what I mean." "Ooooh can I lick it?"
by Help_me6601 July 19, 2022
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Wank Sock

Also known as "The Love Sock". The old sock that you use to ejaculate into when masturbating and thrown under the bed.
"Shit, i've been busted. My mum found my wank sock under the bed last night!"
by Arse face August 13, 2017
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