Yellow Slip-N-Slide

When you're cleaning up the Dragon Dick aftermath and you fall, causing you to slide across the bathroom floor in a similar fashion to a slip-n-slide. Can lead to bodily harm but in the funny way.

1: Oh fuck dude what happened to your eye?

2: I was cleaning up after my Dragon Dick and I rode a Yellow Slip-N-Slide straight into the toilet

1: Ha! Fucking dumbass

by a_lax_account June 17, 2018

Slide

To open fire on your op

Friend: the ops said they're bout to pull up

Me: say less we gone slide on em

by 210118 October 12, 2021

pirate sliding

doing menacing things with your E break in a snow covered parking lot while you blast the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song

me and the boys went pirate sliding last night

by Gilf dungeon master chad February 26, 2022

Turtle Slides

When somebody takes a shit in a toilet and after they flush, streaks are left down the inside of the bowl that look similar to the streaks left in mud next to a pond that turtles slide into.

"Dude, what the hell did you eat? A whole pound of cheese?"
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."

by TechnoShamanInflux June 17, 2018

Kabuki Shit-slide

When something goes so horribly wrong, that you feel like you're being dragged through a slip and slide covered in a Japanese woman's diarrhoea

When those girls kept laughing at me, it felt like a Kabuki Shit-slide

by SPART323 May 6, 2024

Moon slide

When diarrhea wakes you up from sleep at night

After visiting taco bus, I awoke to a moon slide

by Rcm380 September 9, 2022

Cha-Cha Slide Challenge

Now, when I say the 'Cha-Cha Slide' challenge, I am NOT referring to when people would record themselves genuinely dancing to iconic song by DJ Casper; although, it DOES use that song. The Cha-Cha Slide challenge would be done while the featured person in the video would be driving a car - while they supposedly left their common sense at home. Whenever the lyrics went, "to the left" or "slide to the left/right" the person driving would literally swerve their car on the damn road. To make matters worse, whenever it went, "criss-cross," people would go fucking ape-shit berserk with the steering wheel. Unsurprisingly, this did lead to a significant number of accidents including rollovers and related reported injuries, but somehow, there are NOT any known deaths as a result of any dumbasses doing this trend.

I can only imagine what the conversation between those who ended up in an accident (while doing the trend) and their insurance companies could've been like. THAT would be fun to watch imo...

Both: *chilling and watching TikTok videos*

Kaden: "... Come on, man, there is no w-..."

(short pause)

"...OHHHH SHITTT..."

Isaac: "Wait, what happened?"

Kaden: "She got into a rollover accident when she and the other 'popular girls' were doing this thing called the

Cha-Cha Slide Challenge."

Isaac: "No shit. Lemme see it..."

(pause)

"...damn, I mean, to be honest, the hell did she think was going to happen?"

by RevengeOfTheSeph June 11, 2023