When somebody takes a shit in a toilet and after they flush, streaks are left down the inside of the bowl that look similar to the streaks left in mud next to a pond that turtles slide into.
"Dude, what the hell did you eat? A whole pound of cheese?"
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."
by TechnoShamanInflux June 17, 2018
Get the Turtle Slides mug.When a man pumps a slip n slide with lube instead of water and a woman sits at the opposite end of the slip n slide with her legs open. The man then runs, jumps onto the slip n slide, and tries to do the coolest pose he can as he slides down the slip n slide. He slides all the way to the end, using his speed and force to penetrate the woman at the end.
Brad: Justin, why are you so oily?
Justin: Me and my girlfriend did a reverse slip n slide. I did a handstand all the way down and slipped right inside!
Justin: Me and my girlfriend did a reverse slip n slide. I did a handstand all the way down and slipped right inside!
by wherearemyparents April 14, 2020
Get the Reverse Slip n Slide mug.First have 5 women lay on their backs with their legs outstrectched above them in a v formation then after lubricating ones entire body with KY jelly while naked and semi erect slide across the line of women.
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Get the Seattle Slip and Slide mug.The act of putting many buckets of cum onto a tarp and using it as a slip N slide for your whole family.
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Get the dick n slide mug.youre titty fucking a flat chested girl, but you apply lube and are basically just rubbing your dick up and down her stomach.
steps:
1. put lube on her stomach.
2. put on a condom for maximum slippage
3. just rub it up and down her stomach, and occasionally her bellybutton;)
steps:
1. put lube on her stomach.
2. put on a condom for maximum slippage
3. just rub it up and down her stomach, and occasionally her bellybutton;)
“hey! wanna do a slip n slide??”
“no slip n slides today, boys.”
“do you know what it is?”
“probably like, two dicks in a vagina”
“no, basically the opposite.”
“no slip n slides today, boys.”
“do you know what it is?”
“probably like, two dicks in a vagina”
“no, basically the opposite.”
by analfishers9169 December 11, 2019
Get the slip n slide mug.Ref slide (noun):
A movement used by referees to quickly position themselves for a better view of the action, typically involving a slide on the feet, knees, or body. Common in MMA and amateur wrestling for practical visibility, and often exaggerated in pro wrestling for dramatic effect. The slide’s form can vary widely, but its purpose is consistent: to stay close and focused on the fight.
A movement used by referees to quickly position themselves for a better view of the action, typically involving a slide on the feet, knees, or body. Common in MMA and amateur wrestling for practical visibility, and often exaggerated in pro wrestling for dramatic effect. The slide’s form can vary widely, but its purpose is consistent: to stay close and focused on the fight.
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