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Shark

v. To knowingly hook up with a girl who rightfully should be hooking up with somebody else
To steal a girl from another guy.

n. A guy who regularly steals girls that others guys bring around
Did you see that girl that Jim brought with him last night?

Yea I guess Pete sharked her, I saw her leaving his place this morning.
by jaws32303 August 11, 2009
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Crippling shark

Whilst going down on a girl, usually a one night stand, not a girlfriend, you proceed to bite down on the inside of her vagina, and never let go. It is customary to thrash your head back and forth as you do this, as a shark would do with it's prey.
Girl 1: Oh, shit! Why's your vag bleeding so bad sweetie?

Girl 2: This fucker gave me a crippling shark last night.
by Ryjatuk Ketowsewebar April 3, 2009
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cutty sark

The action of breaking wind while tea bagging your partner. Defined from the tea clipper sail ships
Tea bagging your partner after a curry... 'How's that for a Cutty Sark?!'
by Far0ut February 25, 2014
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Sharkbite

When you're fingering a chick's vagina with 2 fingers you stick your thumb up her ass thereby forming a shark's mouth with your thumb and two fingers.
Ginnie was gettin' off by her man fingering her and suddenly she felt a thumb slide up into her ass giving her a sharkbite.
by TomCat70 October 30, 2009
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Shark Sugar

Rob's pre-cum.
Girl: what is that on my forehead?

Rob: That's some shark sugar.
by TheJoel666 April 7, 2009
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shark tail

When you dig a girl out that's on the rag and then pull out and cock stamp her forehead leaving her with a nice shark tail stamp in plain view.
She got the narliest shark tail ever this morning.
by tRIP sEVN October 16, 2008
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land shark

The act of leaving a land shark:

Dropping toilet paper pre-duke (the land) and laying down a nice big steamer on top (the shark). A turd casually sunning itself on a TP island waiting for an unsuspecting victim to smell its wrath. An act designed to avoid ass-splash whilst doing your duty and to punish those who follow.
"Man, I went in that gas station bathroom and someone dropped a huge land shark." (ie..find another rest room to rest your toosh 'cuz that bathroom smells like butthole content.)
by MISHELLLIOhohoho September 18, 2012
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