Shart

The act of farting and pooping at the same time.
What you do fart and poop at the same time.

Guy 1: "I had to shart last night."
Guy 2: "Bro were you sick?"
Guy 1: "Yea, it was really bad."

by W Rich July 13, 2022

Shart Attack

When a group of guys go out to eat at a greasy buffet for the purpose of giving themselves diharrea. As their stomachs hurt worse, they take turns farting as hard as they can until one unlucky soul shits his pants in front of his friends.

"It was a wild night out with the boys, Will totally lost the Shart Attack"

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

shart

conor

conor shart

by gigahitler August 28, 2022

Sharted

The plural of shart-A fart and a Shit

Joe: Eww what is the smell man
Jimmy: Sorry dude, I sharted

by Tickle Joe Thompson the 188 September 26, 2022

Sharted

The plural of shart-A fart and a Shit

Joe: Eww what is the smell man
Jimmy: Sorry dude, I sharted

by Tickle Joe Thompson the 188 September 26, 2022

Shart

A big liquidity poop coming out if your asshole

My gaping ass cheeks had a shart coming put it was wet and juicy like ed Sheeran pussy

by Akoowakooo October 2, 2022

Sharted

When you share a bullshit tweet

Wait.

Hold on.

Someone PAID for this?

And you sharted it?

by diplomatician October 3, 2022