tanjong katong secondary school

🚩tanjong katong secondary school is such a shit school. they’re boys toilets all fucking insane and their teachers all so shit they appear on reddit thrice alr. school confession page can’t even last for a week and mf uniform ugly. minimum 233 psle point fo get in and still can’t win any awards useless

tanjong katong secondary school is a school for idiots

by hellisaholeforinsects August 22, 2021

second aid kit

Like a first aid kit, but instead contains a pack of Marlboro reds, condoms, Tylenol, eye drops, plan B and, if you stick it in yourself, cocaine. Can sometimes be purchased at Wallgreens.

Damn bro, she sounds awful. Glad you had Second Aid Kit.

by Malbec June 26, 2017

Second

We do a bad job of only giving a shit about people who are on our team.... I wonder who said that 🤔 oh, wait, it was me. I was the guy who said that thing. I'm the one being quoted in this scenario.

Hym "So, there I sit, in 'Everyone is working their hardest world.' I'm jacked. I'm working my hardest. But wait a second! People don't like all of the things I've said. They like some of them. So they take those things and say them as though they weren't scrolling through Urban Dictionary in-between working as hard as they can. They're all yoked. A director is there. He reads a compelling soliloquy. Decides to put it in his movie. He doubled up on his HGH injections today. His muscles are bulging. Everyone who both reads the book and watches the movie knows where it came from..... I fell asleep.... But they are all working their hardest and nobody says anything. They are all cut. They've been doing two-a-days."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2022

10-second-tom

the art of letting your man juice within 10 seconds after making out.

The girl made the boy cream his pants. (10-second-tom)

by lolwow1 September 30, 2008

Mayflower Secondary School

A decent school

Basics in Mayflower Secondary School : ax2 + bx + c = 0

by LongKia August 20, 2021

Second Butt Hole

Invented by Thomas Jefferson in 1796, the Second Butt Hole is an additional anus created in order to alternate pooping. While maximizing efficiency, the Second Butt Hole also provides relief to the primary butt hole, so that you don't get sore from all that pooping.

The Second Butt Hole is most famous from its appearance in the film Titanic. Ben Stiller has also reported being an avid fan of the Second Butt Hole.

"Man I was so wasted last night, I was shitting all morning. Thank God I have the Second Butt Hole"

by Minerva McGonagall May 10, 2009

Seconds

swallowing your own puke

you have seconds when you throw up in your mouth a little bit and then swallow it

by modus filipandi July 12, 2011