Hoop Dessert Sandwich

God's gift to starving Wellesley Women. A light and buttery croissant which has been halved, each half topped with slices of tangy green apple and rich brie cheese, then smothered with honey and sprinkled with crushed almonds... and toasted... to perfection. Consuming results in an orgasmic experience and often results in renewed mental stability and ability to overcome academic assignments previously deemed to be impossible.

I can't finish this paper tonight... that is... unless I trek over to the LuLu and get a Hoop Dessert Sandwich, those shits are so delicious, it's worth the fifteen minute walk across campus.

by Wendyyy August 16, 2009

burnt cheez sandwich

a really dark uncircomsized dick

sexting a mexican.... you send him a picture of your vagina ......... he sends you a picture of his penis aka >burnt cheez sandwich< and it's really black and small and it looks like it has no life.

by luney toon March 21, 2011

Rice Creams ice cream sandwich

The ultimate ice cream novelty. Rice Creams combines a crispy rice and marshmallow wafer and ice cream in a variety of flavors. The combination of crunch and cream is an unbeatable frozen treat. There is nothing else like it on the market today.

I bit into a Rice Creams ice cream sandwich today and I was reborn.

This is the next "dippin dots"

by fullshred July 24, 2011

Texas Club Sandwich

The act of squatting over a stove and taking a shit in a fryinging pan afterwards whip out the penis and masturbate over the sizzling slop and jiss on top of the shit and eating it to cause pleasure

I made myself a Texas Club Sandwich n it was so amazing i jacked off again!

by Mike Okinyou June 27, 2011

Ice cream sandwiching

The act of laying on top of a girl after ejaculating onto her stomach.

Bro, I was so tired after jerking off onto Tessa's stomach that I just ended up ice cream sandwiching her after.

by Bandit of cream November 24, 2013

go make yourself a sandwich

To go pass time.

Guy A: God fucking dammit, this is taking forever to load! Watching paint fucking dry is more fucking fun.

Guy B: How about you set down the controller, go make yourself a sandwich, and take some pills while at it.

by Overstored Milk October 10, 2014

A Pablo Sandwich

This is a sexual position when you put your partner in between both of your butt checks to where their nose is pointed to or in the rectum of the "buns" in the sandwich.

John : Hey Frank, Guess what me and Phil did last night?
Frank: What....?
John: We made a Pablo Sandwich.
Frank: Oh gawd, did he at least bleach his asshole first?

by Bleached Whale Lava Lamp March 4, 2016