Snatch patch

The act of pussy blocking your female friends

Bitch I'm going to snatch patch you later... bitch. I swear you better pussy block me

by Steven r riyce May 18, 2016

hella snatch

Very good, desirable

Her lashes are looking hella snatch.

by Junglelos December 4, 2023

face snatch

when somebody made a headshot in a shooter game, he shouts "face snatch!"

A: Damned! You gave me a headshot!
B: Face snatch

by seimseim December 30, 2011

snatch bar

a chunk of vagina juice that has become a semi solid and is putrid in odor.

I went to go down on her and she had a big ass snatch bar in her panties that smelled like week old fish. Similar to a cunt nugget

by nasty mcnasty March 28, 2015

Snatch

1. Perhaps the most vile, horrific word for a woman's vagina.
2. An overused joke in Michael Rosen YouTube Poops.
3. To grab or take something quickly.

1: Man, her snatch was so tight, it took me 10 minutes just to get my dick inside it!
2: Watch YTP: The Michael Rosen Rapid Snatch Expansion by ChickenPika. Holy shit, it's so damn funny.
3: I snatched it from the shelf before anyone else could get it.

by Buttered Quayle January 3, 2019

Gasket Snatch

Originating in late nineteenth century Bordeaux, a gasket snatch, from the French snache gasquite, refers to a particularly snug example of feminine anatomy.

“Merde mon frere, cette chatte est trop serree!” “Shittt my nigga, dat pussy is tooo tight”

“Merde oui, frere. T’ai la snatch gasquite” “shit yeah nigga, you got you a gasket snatch”

by Hebrewsallday July 31, 2023

snatch fished

When a woman promises more interesting sexual practices in the future after a certain date (ie. Marriage, engagement, etc) but then goes back on those promises.

Bob got snatch fished by Karen when she told him she'd only do doggy style after they got married. Turns out she's a missionary only girl.

by Pursenuggets April 5, 2023