sam

a person that drinks beer constantly and gets 'depressed' all the time. They also cheat on every person they've been with and still play the victim. Has gay relations with bloom and gets pissed when someone makes an actual funny joke and no one laughs at theirs. Drives a forklift also and has like 50 DUIs

C'mon guys, I'm actually depressed. Why does no one like me? - Sam

by unter_ November 16, 2022

Sam

Sam has the fattest cock and such a cute ass 💯

Sam is so hot

by Zorzul November 19, 2022

Sam

This guy is really autistic but he has a massive penis. He loves a bit of supercoach and maccas sweet n sour sauce. Pretty bad at basketball but its ok because everyone loves him.

See that guy over there?
Ye, what about him?
That's Sam, he has a massive penis

by SMALLCOCKBIGDREAMS November 22, 2022

Sam

A jewish person who finds crab unapetizing and enjoys bullying others. Mostly found in middle schools and senior year, 'Sam' tends to target women and has many strong political opinions.

That guy is actin like a real Sam

by Basile Praestentia November 23, 2022

Sam

A power-hungry traitor who will lie to and murder you and your friends to save their own ass.

“Friendship ain’t worth shit.” -Sam

by Tommy Angelo November 25, 2022

sam

sam gives off funny and fun energy when u are close with him. He could be really harsh to yo but he actually really care about you. He shows off his love by listening and admiring you. He's a really lovely guy when it comes to relationship. He's wise and everything. But most importanly, he's funny and cute i really love his personality, the way he take care of his friends when its in a serious occasion is really cool ahaha. He likes to be alone sometimes, don't annoy him. But once he said its fine then u dont need to worry anymore, cuz he's a really nice guy.

sam

by intels_real November 27, 2022

Sam

A blonde, blue eyed boy who can't stop messaging his ex. x

Sam is still messaging Rochelle his ex. x

by Smashton_010 November 29, 2022