rusty toenail

While facing each other simultaniously masturbating, the big toe is inserted into each others asshole. Then flipping to 69 position placing the shitty toenail in each others mouth.

Joe and Suzie are currently being treated for hoof and mouth disease because of the there rusty toenail marathon.

by B. Sac February 9, 2008

rusty nail

Inserting a finger into the anus, usually a female finger into a male anus. Related to rusty trombone.

Her boyfriend asked for a rusty nail but since she never did it before she chickened out.

by Ephraim Bard January 15, 2011

rusty penny

Slang for the anus or asshole.

I gave it to that girl right in the rusty penny.

by Rusty Pennyton January 19, 2007

rusty fish hooks

when a male inserts his 2 index fingers into a females anus during the doggystyle position, then removes them and reaches forward and hooks the corners of the mouth and pulls back violently.

i gave that slut the rusty fish hooks last night, when i was slamming her doggystyle

by Bernardo Mannie Barba November 6, 2007

rusty wheelchair

a variation of the rusty trombone but involving the receiving party to be in a seated position. To administer this position a purpose built wheelchair would be ideal, if not available a chair with canvas could possibly be used as long as you could cut through the bottom.

after being cornered by my local paraplegic at a friendly social gathering, a scuffle ensued, pants were removed. in the midst of all this excitement she hinted toward the hole in her chair. That was the day i received my first rusty wheelchair.

by dreadsguy and atown June 29, 2010

rusty bullet hole

The oraphus that a human defecates out of. Also known as an anus.

Dude, I totally fucked her rusty bullet hole!

by upstream4sho January 10, 2012

The Rusty Truck

While having sex when your girlfriend is on her period, let your dick get blood on it. Then you pull out and let it dry, allowing the "rust" to form. Then bend her over, get a good 10 ft. running start, and straight up truck her ass.

The Rusty Truck:

Male usage: "Betty's been bitching all week, and I got so annoyed, I pulled out the big guns and Rusty Trucked that bitch."

Female usage: "I met this guy last night at an S&M convention. He was really cool. I was on my period and I still have bruises on my ass from all those Rusty Trucks."

by Taylor, Matt, and Blake July 30, 2008