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River bullett

When you're at the river and you feel the sudden urge to blast a turd out your butt. When it comes out like a .220 swift, we call in the River Bullett.
When you're at the river and you feel the sudden urge to blast a turd out your butt. When it comes out like a .220 swift, we call in the River Bullett
by Kaisermonroe August 6, 2021
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Snake River Dam Breaker

When two smaller uncircumcised penises are locked together using their foreskin and a much larger penis is slammed down on them, breaking them apart and causing them all to ejaculate simultaneously.
Me and the homies got way too crazy last night. It all ended with a Snake River Dam Breaker.
by Dawulferine April 17, 2019
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River

River is an incredibly cute human being, they are quiet most of the time, even around friends but they have that one friend they are always comfortable being loud with. They prefer They/Them pronouns and can't stand unfair and rude people. They have a temper like wildfire and and could honestly kick anyones ass. They're usually on the shorter side. They always have fun colored hair and and have weird but amazing fashion sense. They're artistic and literary geniuses.

They're usually pretty numb to the world, they don't like humans persay, but they do like people. They listen to all kinds of music, ranging from kpop to death metal.

They're often depressive and have major Anxiety issues. They crave romantic relationships but always choose the worst people. They empathic and are really good at comforting others, but they can also talk about themselves for a long while, not in a boastful way. They will be your bestfriend and your worst enemy. They're often alluring, and you'll always want to be around them.
Petra: River makes me feel butterflies
Rain: For real, They're so stunning
by GraceEvelyn'sFriend November 11, 2022
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River Chicken

"The river chickens waddled over for a slice of bread."
by Fcking_Chuck December 29, 2022
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River

River is so sexy and is a delight to have around. If you know a river you need to worship the brother walk on
" I worship the ground River walks on, they're drop dead sexy"
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wet as a river

When a woman's vagina is continuously and excessively wet and is very pleasing to the male species.
Whenever we talk about sexual activities, my girl gets wet as a river.
by Way more jamie April 7, 2017
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River

i love river with all my heart and might, they're so attractive too, i win at life tbh
River is a very nice person
by MialovesRiver June 27, 2021
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