porn stroke

Masturbation of the penis holding it in such a way so that the camera has a clear view of the whole length. Usually thumb on top and two fingers underneath the shaft.

He was good enough to porn stroke his dick so that the camera had a clear view of his cock.

by level28 September 12, 2020

Porn hour

The hour your internet speeds go to shit because everyone is looking at porn

"Why won't this video load?"
"It's porn hour bro"

by Bhesh November 23, 2015

Cholent Porn

Obsessing over a jewish "michelin star standard" dish called "Cholent" traditionally eaten on the Sabbath . Although has been adapted in recent times as a popular thursday night lads club.

oiy Amir, wheres Rashid at?!? .....Hes at cholent bruv its thursday night innit...try "dovids deli" or "Aliya" ...the cholent porn kings

by UrbanIlui November 4, 2020

porn battle

when you and a friend keep sending each other porn to see which one has better taste.

dam Melvin looks at better porn than me, that's why he won the porn battle.

by PornBattleMaster April 16, 2015

Grey porn

An video or book about something extremely boring (specifically things that show organisation and or sorting) to most people but immensely pleasuring for someone like CGP Grey

Brady:This is totally grey porn
Grey: please stop

by Some hillbilly July 19, 2018

druggie porn

Druggie porn is any picture of any mind-altering substance of a particularly large amount or good quality.

Could also be a movie or book portraying the injesting of such drugs, such as Requiem for a Dream or Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Bob: So Jon does coke now...
Suzy: How do you know?
Bob: He was looking at druggie porn on his phone.

Jackie: These are the most gorgeous shrooms I've ever seen...lemme take a picture, I want some druggie porn for reddit.

by 00100001 January 5, 2014

porn clone

An individual in porn who looks quite similar to you or someone u know.

"Dude, Jennifer White is a full on porn clone of Serene"

"I know , they look so much alike"

by El person March 4, 2014