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Poon

A member of a hate group, sometimes called "gang-stalkers" that uses computer hacking, audio/video surveillance and other means of electronic harassment to torment someone usually for a long period with the goal of inducing mental disorder-like symptoms even suicide.
Poons targeted me in Tukwila at Canyon Estates Condos then stalked me to Ballard, 11th and 62nd and onto Kirkland 145th and Juanita-Woodinville.
by Bauldrdash Thunderballs October 11, 2015
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Camp Lejeune Poon

A vagina that can cause health problems. Like one ridden with hpv that can lead to you developing a brain tumor like that guy in the 60s who was stationed at Camp Lejeune and decided to blast mfs from a clock tower.
Dude I'm sick.

Maybe it's from that Camp Lejeune Poon.
by september11th2000-fun February 19, 2025
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poon ticker

A Poon Ticker is someone who boils over and gets completely enraged when the girlfriend or wife ain't putting out often enough. Lol
His face was red, his forehead in a blaze of frowning sweat....he was slamming shit all over the place and she wasn't giving up the love enough. He was Poon Tickin'....he was a poon ticker.
by Treebonics January 5, 2017
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Poon Bashing

The Act of Finding Driving Wrecklessly around a town, in order to find Wandering Poon, than once in the truck poon is humped than dumped on the next stop.
Bob- Would you like to go Poon Bashing?
Jim- No thank you my amigo, your transvestite friend Candi tried to make me his-rs bitch last time i went with you.
by O.U.8.me. November 30, 2011
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Poon

Poon - verb, Pooned
To fail completely at something usually simple.
Jeff - "Hey John, how's the wallpapering going?"
John - "Oh mate, I totally Pooned it, none of the patterns are matching"
by Sil Sien April 6, 2017
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poon bean

/v./ making baked beans in your asshole and shitting them into someone’s mouth
Man I got poon beaned so damn hard last night.
by @poonbeanofficial December 22, 2019
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Poon Tang

Something I’d like to stick my finger in
Can I smell your Poon Tang?

Why no!

Well it must be your socks
by Country boi makin do June 7, 2020
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