mumble pants

Pants that are so tight you can see the lips moving but you can't make out what they are saying

Did you see that hotty in the mumble pants, she is fine

by gum13y June 23, 2008

pecker pants

Pecker pants are not flood pants, as indicated by the other guy.

Pecker pants are any loose fitting pants such as sweat pants, pjs, track pants, etc that are worn with no underwear.

Ur pecker bulges out like a sore thumb, really noticeably.

Mom: OMG son, I can see your junk thru those pants!

Son: Mom, u suck! Stop checking out my meatspin when I come down the stairs.

Mom: Well stop wearing those pecker pants and I'll get back to making u cookies.

by foogan October 18, 2008

stirrup pants

Women's stretch pants that feature a strap that goes underneath the wearer's foot.

Overweight women should NEVER, EVER wear stirrup pants!!

by oldgeezer October 16, 2009

spagina pants

From 'spaghetti' plus 'vagina'. Tight pants so slutty that only a spaghetti-thin model could fit their skank vagina into them.

Suzie wore the whoriest spagina pants to her prom and her life nosedived from there.

by gregjockca December 15, 2010

Try-Hard Pants

In Gaming, when a player is doing well, as if determined.

"Wow this kid has his Try-Hard pants pulled all the way up to his chest"

by Slaytanix October 6, 2009

pants

What I wear on my head to amuse my chums and associates.

"Will sir be wearing his pants on his head today?" - My Butler

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003

pants

v. The act of pulling down someone's pants

Crazy Achmed just got pants'd by that asshole over there

by Lagman March 12, 2003