by PezLad70 March 16, 2023

Kaylaheyyy
A manipulative, repulsive pick me who had dated her whole guy friend group as in results of her in a bad situation.
by 330hey January 26, 2022

When you follow someone who just followed you back and that person unfollows you to make their account look famous.
by Kevxx_ September 4, 2016

Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair
If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
by Neddy100 December 16, 2013

Zac was picking turnips out of the land when he found a turnip worthy of hjis attention and continued by shoving it up his arse.
by Juselsm January 17, 2012

by Kaylee Trampus December 9, 2024
