Peanut Butter War God

An overweight and often hairy man, covered in peanut butter, committing a sexual act.

Surveillance cameras captured a peanut butter war god in the main elevator of our hotel.

by Troy1983 March 1, 2018

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Blonde Peanut

A short blonde female that has her blonde moments.

My good friend is a blonde peanut.

by ModdZxFallen38 February 16, 2017

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this is when you fuck your girl on her period, then do anal. her shit will be the consistency of peanut butter, and the period blood will act as the jelly. you then proceed to put your dick in between her breasts being the bread, and continue to fuck them until satisfied. you can then eat the sandwich you made, but its really your preference.

"me and my girl had a peanut butter and jelly last night, it was the best I've ever had"

by yosemitesynonym June 17, 2016

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Peanut butter Charlie

A giant turd that leaves a stain on any toilet when flushed that resembles peanut butter.

Johnny sure upset the janitor when he left a peanut butter Charlie in the church toilet.

by Rama Rama stefano June 21, 2016

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The Red Peanut

An extremely painful STD that will track you down no matter where you try and hide. Most common places to get it are Vietnam, Costa Rica, and of course Armenia. Please avoid this horrible disease at all costs, you do not want to catch the RED PEANUT!

Eric: Hey dude how was your trip to Bangkok
Jackson: Horrible, caught the red peanut my first day there . Felt like I was pissing razor blades out my dickhole for a whole week!

by Smokethatskinwagon October 10, 2016

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