Rock Slide

Sticking a stone into your foreskin before beating your meat with 2 stones until it explodes.

Ow! Oh shit that almost hurt as bad as a rock slide.

by aislopisfunny December 11, 2024

St. Louis slip and slide

When you shit on the floor and you and your lover slide across it.

John split his head open doing a St. Louis slip and slide

by SteveHarveysMustache April 22, 2018

Sliding Around

To use technology to pass time. Could be mechanical or digital. But it doesn't make a difference as long as the switch is from one task to another.

-"I was Sliding around on the net, when I decided to play a game instead"
- "We were playing on the Oculus, when we decided to slide around to some RC cars"

by GageMP5 June 04, 2024

monkey slide

A monkey slide means an old metal playground slide in piece of vintage playground equipment from years ago between the Early 1900s to the 1990s.

An old Metal Slide in an Old Playground is a monkey slide.

by Tominator 1401. February 07, 2018

Brown Slip N Slide

Anal intercourse that involves using fecal matter as a lubrication

Last night, I rode the brown Slip N Slide. It was messy, but man did it feel good.

by Cool Melon July 30, 2022

shit slide

When you're doing something normal and all of a sudden you have to shit really bad. It has the sensation of shit sliding through the rectum.

I was dating Cindy and I had to run to the bathroom because of a Shit Slide.

I failed my driver's test because I had to run out of the car due to a Shit Slide.

by Oh my God, they Killed Kenny! January 29, 2016

slided schlukies

Slided schlukies is a group of dudes from Danmark, offen seen partying or hitting on trusseskubberne.

Dude, did you hear about the slided schlukies, they are the coolest group of pussy slayers on earth.

by LenetteSlayer43 November 29, 2021