An hideously obese bull headed middle aged woman with a bowl cut. An extremely loud specimen, She will grumble loudly about her flapping vagina and gaping poo and semen crusted anus. They are ferel creatures with a diet consisting of methamphetamines fake Mexican oxy 30's and the Ben and Jerry's ice cream you just purchased for your girlfriend.
WARNING: A Tater hog is not your friend she is a parasite living on your raw butter, ice cream and your dope.
Signs you might have a tater hog:The overwhelming smell of cat piss and kitty poop as she is incapable of taking care of her pets or cleaning a litterbox, used poo covered turkey basters strewn about the room due to her compulsive obsession with shooting melted butter and methamphetamine up her massive gaping asshole, and of course things you own turning up missing almost every time you leave the house. Also refered to as a swamp donkey, usually named tyilesha or something similar.
WARNING: A Tater hog is not your friend she is a parasite living on your raw butter, ice cream and your dope.
Signs you might have a tater hog:The overwhelming smell of cat piss and kitty poop as she is incapable of taking care of her pets or cleaning a litterbox, used poo covered turkey basters strewn about the room due to her compulsive obsession with shooting melted butter and methamphetamine up her massive gaping asshole, and of course things you own turning up missing almost every time you leave the house. Also refered to as a swamp donkey, usually named tyilesha or something similar.
by Taintpoker November 01, 2023
Hey did you see Jake last night, he backflipped off the roof at the party!
Yeah man he was straight driving the hog!
Yeah man he was straight driving the hog!
by CrashoutMaster3000 October 22, 2024
When you have an engorged and enflamed hog between your thighs that's tender to the touch. Might smell of cottage cheese and butane. Usually caused by multiple nights without a shower and unprotected sex. Enflamation and overencomberence.
by Hog in the Machine July 18, 2023
The childhood hog is the like the Angels off that movie about Scrooge, except it's a hog that visits children who have missed things from their childhood like seeing 'the lion king.'
Daphne- aw man you never believed in Santa?
Sagitta- nah man
Daphne- you're overdo for a visit from the childhood hog
Sagitta- nah man
Daphne- you're overdo for a visit from the childhood hog
by 🌏💖 December 19, 2016
Person 1: (farts during the whole class and it's rank)
Person 2: "Man your a turd hog, go wipe your ass"
Person 2: "Man your a turd hog, go wipe your ass"
by Trudaddy November 05, 2011
Hog loaf from the land of Bulgaria. Often times is so juicy and tender it melts in your mouth and leaves a coat of Bulgarian oxide. You have to wash your mouth for 1 hour to get rid of this coating. Is the most nutritious food of the 21st century.
by Bryce loves boobs November 16, 2023
When you have been out drinking all day and night. When it's finally time to eat. You hit a drive thru, or order Door Dash. Making an order big enough for 8 people. Making sure to completely stuff your self. While eating your food like you are eating from a Hog Trough.
I just made a McDonald's order that cost 37.50. That's what I call a Hog Bag. Then preceded to stuff all 6 burgers, 3 large fries, and 30 chicken nuggets down my throat
by Gold Standard 1 January 16, 2025