Goblin Lampshade

The act of stretching your scrotum to have a ball covering each eye of your partner.
Instead of a blindfold, I gave my wife a nice goblin lampshade.
by Ainur March 25, 2025
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Ski Goblin

a slightly above average skier or snowboarder typically learning later in life as opposed to your typical madman. Ski Goblins often fall in love with the sport and feel the need to make up for lost time by skipping lunch and sending it down a black at Mach Jesus chasing last chair.
Hey where’s Mikey?

Probably out chasing last chair, dudes a total Ski Goblin.
by Seasoned shredder February 22, 2024
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green goblin

it's what Ja'mere looks like
"Green Goblin you look ugly"
"Shut up you look like a tap dancing cockroach."
by IOOIIO February 16, 2022
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foot goblin

A foot goblin, or most commonly known as a feet goblin, is a person or animal who attacks the feet. For instance, when your cat attacked your foot, that is what foot, goblin would be described as.
Guy 1: dude get off my feet!
Guy 2: you can’t walk no more ha ha
Guy 1: dude you’re being such a foot goblin right now.
by Belle boo April 21, 2023
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Cobble Goblin

A cobble goblin is a man, typically called Martin, who has a tendency to go out and collect useless items such as cobbles and rusty bits of metal.
“Have you seen that Cobble Goblin about?”

“Yea I saw him earlier down the basin with a load of rusty shite”
by Fanny wetter June 4, 2021
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Adomition Goblin

Someone who actually thinks that the Adomition Hub on SCP is good, in other words, a mentally retarded "person".
Hey did you see the new Adomition chapter it was so good!

You should off yourself you Adomition Goblin
by SCP Fan February 18, 2023
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Oil goblin

Slang for Americans who are occupying places (ie the Middle East) in an attempt to gain resources like… oil. Lol.
Man 1: “I saw another plan fly in yesterday.”
Man 2: “Must have been more of those camouflaged oil goblins.”
by Daddy Oregano August 21, 2021
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