Toasted Rooster

Someone who becomes talkative when they're high.

I'm totally a toasted rooster when I get high.

by ChenTRPR January 24, 2021

Toast

To lightly roast or make fun of; not as bad as getting roasted

He was going to roast me, but his insults were mediocre, I'd say he toasted me.

by Cousin Vitto May 28, 2018

Pot Toast

A simple recipe I made up while quite stoned in my kitchen with little to cook with.

Items Needed:
Bread
Toaster
French Dressing
Butter
3 Cheese Blend Shredded Cheese
Oven/Microwave

Preperation:
(If using oven) Preheast oven to 375*
Take bread out of bread bag
Take other ingredients of of refrigerator
Place all items on table or counter

Directions:
Lightly toast bread on low setting or otherwise preferred toaster setting
Take toast out
Lightly or heavily spread butter on toast
Sprinkle cheese heavily on toast
Place toast in oven or microwave untill cheese is melted
Take out of oven
Drizzle dressing on finished product

Serve with salsa and chips or Cheetos

Hey Amanda, I made something up that sounds gross but tastes dank as hell. I call it 'Pot Toast'. Totally meta! Want some?

by KeepOnTruckinMaryJane March 22, 2011

Toasted

A roast that is not that effective.

Robert tried to roast Jerry, but since Jerry didn't care, he was toasted

by metalblooper October 14, 2016

Eggs and Toast

When you crack an egg into a pussy with a yeast infection

Friend:dude i made eggs and toast for her last night

by yu fuccboi July 2, 2019

Egg on Toast

Sexual innuendo when a female bleeds out and passes an egg cell on to another females dried-up, filthy, herpes-encrusted, rotten, rash-loaded, pus-leaking vagina

Oh fuck bitch give me that egg on toast.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023

French Toast

jewish french people in 1941-1945

"that hitler hated French Toast"
"what's french toast?"
"jewish french people mate"

by your real name. bitch December 20, 2020