Kei Swagstar

Super fucking horny but is also a badass bitch. Really hot, often confused with Eleven from stranger things. A little stupid but also eepy and illy so its okay. Best friends with Matthew Andres, and also collects slurs as if they are Pokémon

Guys is that Kei Swagstar?
Yes, you can tell because of how eepy they are

by happymealenthusiast December 17, 2022

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Keys

An uncommon nickname for those with uncommon traits. Keys is a helpful person, although self-conscious at times, they enjoy whatever small friend group they have scrapped together. Keys often get random obsessions with random things (such as the 'Everything is Awesome' song). Keys also enjoys their alone time.

"Keys can be so skrunkly at times"

by Harpii July 18, 2023

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Key

The kid who can be your friend but gets mad easily. Also gets made fun of, usually depressed in the inside. But happy on the outside some people understand Key but some don’t. The friends who understand his feelings are true friends.

Key can be your friend.

by JuSt A dEpreSSeD RanDOM January 7, 2018

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Keys

An other way to say “kys” (kill yourself) often used to avoid filters or moderation

A:*Something controversial*
B:Ew keys

by flvmil July 23, 2025

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Turn-key

A derogatory name for a prison officer (screw, kanga etc) used by inmates in U.K Jails and prisons (predominantly used in Scotland)

Meant to imply they are nothing more than key turners, since they spend many hours unlocking and locking cell doors.

Turn-key, can I get a cup of water?

“Stash that the turn-keys just came round the corner”

by DugWater March 5, 2021

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