After finishing nonutnovember and glancing at the picture of Jesus being crucified you immediately cream your jimmies. Such an event happens ounce every blue moon and is usually followed by an isis beheading.
by Overitus_Manhadalitus February 5, 2018
Get the jesus jerk offmug. An act of masturbation while playing a saxophone. Rahsaan Roland Kirk, famous for playing two and three saxophones simultaneously, had the keys modified on one of them so that he could play all the notes on one while also fingering the other.
On Raphael Pannier's new record, Chad Lefkowitz-Brown plays like he's having a Rahsaan Roland Jerk. I bet he got his keys modded so that he could finger two horns at once!
by Mauritius Moorhen June 16, 2018
Get the Rahsaan Roland Jerkmug. that moment after you climax where you realize that what you are doing is nasty and what you were watching was nasty also
by ChewyPingu October 23, 2017
Get the jerk off guiltmug. When your jerking off and before blowing your load everywhere call for your mum/dad and before they see what your doing you nut on them. It’s better if you aim for the eye.
by Bigppman69 February 29, 2020
Get the Spider-Man jerkmug. The Game of Thrones Jerk. The phenomena where after watching game of thrones you inherently have the need to beat your meat.
by Jumbodong1423 April 8, 2019
Get the Game of Thrones Jerkmug. by tehheppehp September 12, 2017
Get the jerk face buttmug. (Noun) A hypothetical person that you see as irrelevant who is bothering you in some way. Comes from the older version of the word "jerk", meaning an obnoxious person, but turned into a name.
Use similarly to "John Doe".
Use similarly to "John Doe".
"Yo, why are you leaving 10 minutes before closing?"
"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."
"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."
by U735 December 11, 2021
Get the Jimmy Jerk-offmug.