dumpy ho

A derivative of the word ho referring to an overweight promiscuous woman who wears clothes that she can't fit into, often showing rolls in the abdominal area and unnecessary cleavage. This outfit is worn in the attempt to attract males and can usually be found in cheap nightclubs.

Check out that dumpy ho over there talking to Mark.

by The A--Man March 7, 2008

cackling ho

1. Referred to a chicken.
2. Could describe a woman who nags a lot or talks too much.

1. Let's go to get a 15 piece bucket of cackling ho and don't for get the hot sauce.

2. Ain't nothing but a bunch of cackling ho(s) in this party!

by kt357 January 9, 2008

ho down

The dance performed by Ashlee Simpson after her infamous screwup at Saturday Night Live.

"Oops... I just got caught lipsynching. Let's dance!" *does ho down*

by Yamini January 13, 2006

T-Ho's

Short form of "Tim Horton's" donut shops, mostly in Canada. Also may be called "Timmy's" or "Tim's"
Tim Horton's is the largest donut shop franchise in Canada. Recently merged with Wendy's hamburgers. Not a surprise cuz' we all knew Wendy was a big slut.

Johnny "Dude I'm fucking stoned, let's go get some T-Ho's"
Owen "Sounds good, I could go for a double double, and a box of Timbits"

by Flo Tenace December 14, 2006

faux-ho

n. One who dresses the part of being "artsy" (or bohemian) so as to impress one's friends/classmates. One trademark of faux-ho fashion is buying pre-distressed or paint-splattered jeans at a higher price than normal jeans to show that they shop at thrift stores or are artists, respectively. Another is having a simplistic liberal ideology (i.e. Bush is a moron. Bush stole the election. etc.) that manifiests itself in the wearing of t-shirts with "edgy" slogans such as "Every vote counts, if you count every vote!" Many think Iran-Contra was a video game.

see poser

"Wow, Rick! That Rollings Stones psudeo-vintage concert shirt is totally faux-ho!"

by Emperor Tomato Ketchup June 15, 2005

ho-slut

A girl who flirts with any guy around, whether she finds then attractive or not. Starved for attention.

But I think sometimes people get the wrong idea, like I am intentionally flirting with every guy because I'm a ho-slut or something. Not the case.

by heidi k January 19, 2005

ho cakin

When you're trying to sweet talk some girl, usually over a phone call or text. Most of the time it is when you are doing something with your friends but you're ignoring them for some trick.

Quit ho cakin and get back in here, trying to watch the game. That beezy doesn't want your hairy nuts anyway.

by LOLUSOFUNNY December 20, 2008