brain injury

the worst goddamn thing that ever happened to me.

I got my brain injury last summer

by Sinnia April 25, 2021

Elephant Brains

A technique used by creative exhibitions to show off their penis and testicles. The technique involves squeezing your balls and member through your legs, then bending over and revealing the product from behind. It gets it's name from the product forming a trunk and wrinkly brains. It's kind of like the mangina, but from behind.

Bob: "Hey Gary, come in here, I gotta show you something."

Gary: "What the hell do you want... Ahhh, not the Elephant Brains again, you sick bastard!"

Bob: "Don't act like you've never seen my shit before."

by Chris Mortimer June 18, 2008

durh brain

a dummy

oi dude your such a durh brain

by jack draper January 12, 2009

Piss Brain

(n) The distracted mental state resulting from a serious need to urinate. Usually resulting in a delay to relieving said need.

I totally screwed up the last 3 answers on the exam because I had Piss Brain.

My Piss Brain was so acute I had a hard time unzipping my pants.

by barfeedbob October 6, 2011

vacation brain

When you feel like you're on vacation and you actually aren't.

Dude: Brooo forget the meeting, let's go to the beach!
Colleague: You've got a serious case of vacation brain. I have to get back to work.

by chacarron March 6, 2012

Bird brain

a dumb friend who never makes any sense and always gets you confused

Your such a bird brain.

by simpforfinnwolfhard November 14, 2020

Mush-Brain

The result occuring a day or so after smoking spice (such as K2) in which you experience slight memory loss and feel rather stupid for the whole day. Experts believe this is just a mental paranoia experience that can lead you to think you have something wrong with your brain.

Johnny- Fuck, I forgot about that homework, dude!
Tom- Probably cause of that K2 you smoked the other day.
Johnny- I think my brain is messed up dude!
Tom- You have massive Mush-Brain!
Johnny- Fuck Mush-Brain.

by UndercoverStoner February 21, 2011