nibble on my bacon

The act of performing oral sex.

"I got that new chick from work to come over and nibble on my bacon the other night."

by the ham January 29, 2006

Niggers in my butthole

When a black guy shoved in dick in your ass

I had so many niggers in my butthole last night

by stupidbitchasshoe August 20, 2019

grab my balls

A phrase used by males to describe gathering one's courage.

Ted - Man that girl is looking at you! Go talk to her!
Jim - Okay okay...give me a second! Okay deep breath...
Ted - Go man go!
Jim - Let me grab my balls first!

by Babo Sang Pyo December 4, 2005

my brokeback

"my brokeback" is used by men who typically identify as straight to refer to another straight identified man that he's close with or really likes, as in "If I were gay, I'd go for him."

"Ted's a great guy. He'd be my brokeback."

by galpal April 3, 2006

get out of my business

a phrase coined by ludacris in the rap "rollout", is similar to saying 'Get out of my face" or "fuck off".

the phrase itself seems a mix between "get out of my face" and "none of your business".

dude what are you doing tonight?
get out of my business!!!

by BluesDriveMonster October 25, 2003

my boyfriends psycho ex

A crazy bitch who hates you because her man picked you over her. She continually gets involved with your relationship and is just generally crazy.

My boyfriends psycho ex keeps stalking our lives.

by Eeeeelllll April 3, 2014

fold my boner

To try to get rid of your boner while sleeping by folding it sideways parallel to the bed.

Guy 1: "Dude I couldn't get any sleep last night!"
Guy 2: "Why?"
Guy 1:"I was trying to fold my boner."

by faildude924 October 21, 2009