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son of the morning

A name that some satanist have for satan that dates back to ancient times,so old in fact that it's in the bible. In the book of Job believed the oldest book in the bible.
satan was associated with the morning star and thus the name son of the morning.
Satan is the son of the morning.
by The Fury 13 September 19, 2010
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Morning Stranger

When you wake up in the morning with your arm under your body, and you lift it up and its all numb and you cant feel it. You then decide to jerk off with your numb arm making it seem like another person is giving you a hand job.
"Since i had a morning wood and my arm was numb, i thought it be a good idea to use the morning stranger to rub one out quickly on my cum rag i keep under the bed"-Alex Willard
by Belgian fool February 18, 2010
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Bangkok Morning

The morning after sex, you wake up extra early when the woman is asleep. You Jack-off and slap her in the face with your meat. Then when she starts to open her eyes, you blast her in the face and scream "Bangkok Morning!"
I gave Sarah a Bangkok Morning today before I left for work, I hope she didn't mind.
by JBry November 2, 2008
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moving snowdrift

When someone doesn't clear off their windows or car body, enough after a winter.
Frank was sooo stupid, he had to have known he was going to crash into a car with his Moving Snowdrift
by john venezia January 5, 2008
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Moving Switch

The act of switching driver while driving a vehicle, Best if done in a larger vehicle like a van or bus.
Aaron had to pee but he was driving so joe offered to hold the wheel so sid can hop in the driver seat while aaron peed in a bottle in the back. Hence, Moving Switch.
by billydick888 January 21, 2009
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Morning Seat

I am craving some super-spicy-makes-you-scream-on-the-MORNING-SEAT kinda food.

I feel like a King when I'm on my MORNING SEAT.
by viDesi March 13, 2009
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